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You know your a noob when.....

Discussion in 'UO Lake Austin' started by Parsifal, Jul 15, 2008.

  1. Parsifal

    Parsifal Guest

    OK...something went wrong with my Pally macer in the blood dungeon.:twak:

    I was doing just fine with the Deamons and the Para Deamons when from around the corner a Para Blood ellie targets me.:sad3:

    Well...not being the timid type I attack with my Deamon slayer...not my elemental slayer:fight:....I'm dead within 30 seconds after being hit with evil omen, flamestrike and a crushing blow:stretcher:

    I feel like such a noob...:blushing:

    Please post your recent stupid moments and see if you can top this one.
     
  2. Evilminion

    Evilminion Guest

    D'OH! Heehee! *hugs* Not sure if that's noobish; heck, I can never even remember what pocket I put my cell phone in. If I had to deal with a sack of weapons, I'd probably end up attacking dragons with a cheese slicer. rolleyes:
     
  3. Tycolby

    Tycolby Guest

    Ok so I changed your title from Hunting Lord to (PWND by Newbieness)
    But any bottle of JD can change it back!!!!!!
    :shots:
     
  4. Parsifal

    Parsifal Guest

    Thanks TY, I knew I could count on you when the chips got thin.:lick:

    lol....I keep learning after all these years, this game Rocks!:scholar:
     
  5. EnigmaMaitreya

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    Ok, ya Ready? Sit down or risk falling down.

    The other day, I go pull the closest Shadow ore Elemental to the Mine Entrance, just like always.

    I go get the Greater Dragon I am currently Training and hit the Kill All hot key then proceed to target ME. I was dead in short order.
     
  6. Andore

    Andore Guest

    Try this
    i was in the twisted weald. Decided to raise my taming so i can control my pets better.i tagged the first cu i saw then i got up to get a drink looked back and screen was grey.BTW i have not worked that skill in 6 months but still. :dunce::twak:
     
  7. Arrgh

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    I was at the event helping kill Melissa the other night on my mage. I went to rez some people while I was also attacking Melissa using ebolts and somehow ended up almost ebolting myself to death. :eek:

    I've also used the scroll down list on the command menu of one of my greaters, thought I had clicked the follow command but had used the attack command...it wasn't a pretty sight. :gee: I use macros now. :)
     
  8. Evilminion

    Evilminion Guest

    Okay, I think I win. :dunce:

    See my post titled "URGENT help needed". Ohhh, yeah. I so win.
     
  9. Azazel of LA

    Azazel of LA Guest


    :dunce: WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!! :twak:
     
  10. Evilminion

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    And my prize is a veritable sea of embarrassment. :p

    Guess what I'm off to do now? Go on, guess! I'll give you a hint...

    :pint: ;)
     
  11. Arrgh

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