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Zedland Press: Elvis goes missing!!

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Zelda of Zed, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Zelda of Zed

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    A large reward is being offered for the SAFE return of Elvis of Zed.
    Elvis was last seen on Friday night 4/8/2011 between 8pm est and 9pm est at the [SHE] Auction house.

    He is described at 2 foot tall, Caucasian, with a large amount of tattoos, and is also described by some as very tasty!
    (this rumor was never proven to be true)

    If you have seen or know where Elvis is, please contact Zelda of Zed, no questions will be asked!
     
  2. georox

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    I feel like this is a bad time for me to be caught with barbecue sauce and bacon... *passes it off to someone else*
     
  3. Nexus

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    Maybe he's accepted fate... his destiny rushed in and enlightened him to the truth.
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    Have you questioned this guy?
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    Or maybe he's playing a prank on you...
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    Maybe Elvis feels shamed by you parading him around and decided on an honorable death.
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    Maybe he got a TV deal and is off making his fortune.
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    Maybe he decided to go work with children.
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    Maybe he got arrested...
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  4. Morpheus Mardox

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    Oh No! Poooor Elvis!
     
  5. Ashlynn_L

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    He's not missing, he's just become... sausages. Now.
     
  6. whiterabbit

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    ELBIS bees alive. Mees sees him ina Burger King in Kalamazoo
     
  7. georox

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    So that is why my burger was extra-delicious. (You live in Michigan too? Geeze, half the shard is from this area.)
     
  8. Tiger Lily

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    Hey...hes not in Kalamazoo! I havent seen him! Lies!

    HAha...Geo you live in michigan? lol:thumbup:
     
  9. georox

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    Yep, the south-east bit near the Ohio border. I know at least one other person here does live in this state... I won't name names :p
     
  10. Jamlyn

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    :eyes:
     
  11. whiterabbit

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    geo mees in flatrock mi
    ozog
     
  12. georox

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    Wow, really? That's only about 30 minutes away. We all need to meet up sometime! (After May though... Steampunk expo and California trip in May.)
     
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    Niva the Savage asked....ok...demended....that I write this down for her for all to read.

    Niva say Niva find Pet King! Niva say Niva hurt bad Human/Elf/Winged make Pet King stew!

    As she was waving her warfork around, I would take her seriously.
     
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    kin Elbis swims?? Meees finds lil piggy feetz prints by da lake. Mees gunna gets goblin pees in lake in cases lake monster camed back.
     
  15. Zelda of Zed

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    there are six of us that i know of that live in Mich...

    Im up in flint.


    z...
     
  16. georox

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    Geeze... even ZED is in Michigan?! No wonder I could never leave this game... it's too close to home.. and by that I mean if I try to leave I'll have people finding me to break my legs.
     
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    NOES HURT PIGGY WEES TAKES YOO HELP YOO KILLZ LOTSO ORKS. YOO BRINGS EBLIS BBACKS?
     
  18. Shelra

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    Well, that settles it, Elvis is lost in Michigan somewhere! ;p

    @Nexus - your post had me laughing so hard I almost spilled my drink over the keyboard ;p
     
  19. georox

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    I bet Elvis is hiding in the cabin from Evil Dead.

    Klaatu.. Barada... *cough* There, I said the words...
     
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    NECTU DER MEEES NOES DEM WORDS

    STOPS DA ERTH I WANNA GETS OFF
     
  21. Grandma

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    Deary,
    Elvis is safe, Seems that ole pig went a travelin'. He were visitin' with them pigs in Britain on Baja, Susan and Corporals Nightmare. Now, he were in grave danger, cause that guard, Corporal Brackus, do love his bacon. He was given ole Elvis the *bacon eye* when I rescued him.(I smacked Brackus on the behind with my walkin' stick and gave him a good dose of cod liver oil to straighten him out after he tried to lure that sweet lil piggy in the barracks to make bacon outtin him) Elvis were plumb tired of being threatened it seems on that there chessypeake place, and decided to travel. I'll try to keep him here fer ye, but he seems intent on travelin' more and findin' all the good mudholes to waller in out in the realms.
     

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  22. Zelda of Zed

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    Thank you all for the updates on our missing little one! Messages and ICQ’s and sightings have rolled in for days now. It seems our little Elvis has gone on a walk-about. He has now been spotted on Baja, Origin, Michigan, and even Lake Superior for the Rare’s Fest. However, the fest could not be confirmed, since someone I was told screamed “It’s Bacon”, the suspect animal scurried back into the forest, not to be seen again!
    Please keep those updates rolling in.
    And any pictures if you can find them!!!!!!!
    Have you seen Elvis????
     
  23. Zelda of Zed

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    must have been one of the slow ones from Fel!!!

    pfffffftttttt.... Elvis is to fast for you!!!
     
  24. Nexus

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    Look who he wasn't too fast for....


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  25. Mirt

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    I have two points.
    1. For Zelda, I am sorry if he got your pig and it became delicious bacon I understand the differences between pet and food. I hope you didn't lose your pet to food.
    2. Nexus I thought we were friends how come you didn't invite me to your BBQ you know I love things like that. Come on and you even had a famous chief. Not cool man not cool at all.:drool:
     
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    It was one of those spur of the moment things.... You know how it is, you bump into someone, start talking BBQ... explain that those folks in Tennessee and Texas don't have a clue... and all of a sudden you're in the middle of a good old fashioned Hog Roast....
     
  27. QueenZen

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    *throws a Boss Hog pulled pork samich at Nexus*

    BTW I heard Elvis was hangin around the Packer's Field this week, hiding from the Bratwurst makers !
     
  28. Zelda of Zed

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    Packers huh??????

    Not like we got a football team here in this state!!!

    (thank God for HOCKEY!!!!! GO RED WINGS!!!!!)


    Z....
     
  29. Mirt

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    Apparently Ridley Township, DELCO, said that pigs are farm animals and not pets. It decided to send him off to a farm. My past experience suggests that if you want him back you should make shirts and complain as much as possible. Good Luck Zelda.
     
  30. Zelda of Zed

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    I thought i already did complain as much as possible... well for one human that is..

    Z...
    (thinks about Elvis, and tears up)
     
  31. Zelda of Zed

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    A Letter From Elvis…..

    Dear Mama Z,

    I have been out in the world for one week now, and I have seen a lot. I enclosed some pictures, of places I have been, and people I have seen. Some folks were mean, and invited me for dinner, then I found out I was the dinner, and I ran away. I thought it was only Clair who wanted my bacon! I saw you at the Raresfest on Lake Superior, but there were far too many scary people there to say hello.

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    I met a very nice man named BOb in Baja, who carried me where ever we went. That got old, cause I found out, BOb was using me to try to impress the ladies. The ladies all thought I was cute, but then BOb started locking me in a box, and would forget to feed me. I got out of there as soon as I could.

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    There was the nice elderly couple on Catskills, but they wanted to put me in a pen, and charge folks to look at my tattoos, like I am some kind of oddity!!!! Im not odd!!! I’m Elvis!

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    Then I went and met my real birth momma, but she was far too busy with my new brothers and sisters to really visit with me.

    I was wondering Mama Z…. I think I am ready to come home soon; I still have a few more places I would like to see! I promise I will be good… and not bite anyone, well except the Goblins and Clair, and maybe Nyx, she said I had good ham hocks and im scared of her!. Oh yeah that that…. Georox guy who carrys around the BBQ sauce, he is on my bite list too!

    I will write soon again.
    All my love,
    Your furry kid,
    Elvis

     
  32. Jordy

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    I'm impressed! Elvis, as a pig, has better grammar than over half of those I see talking in general chat!
     
  33. QueenZen

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    Aha sure,

    now that he has the travel bug in him.....he will be home when
    as the saying goes.........when.... pigs....

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  34. georox

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    That only takes so much... I feel confident if I mashed my face into my keyboard that my typing would still be more coherent.
     
  35. Rivi

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    *peeks in from vacation* thank you to those who have helped and protected Elvis. Hugs to you all.

    For those of you who wish Elvis harm, I will be home soon to deal with you.

    PS Don't tell Zelda but I took Elvis with me on vacation with me so he would be safe. Then when all of you were worried, I had Elvis write her a letter explaining his exploits which he has so far enjoyed.

    Rivi
     
  36. Zelda of Zed

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    Dear Mama Z…

    Auntie Rivi and I have been having a lot of fun this week! She has taken me to some very neat places. We are staying with a very nice family that has two little girls. First we went up to the mountains in Sonoma, and she took the girls and me sledding. Auntie Rivi forgot my hoof gloves at home, and after my hoofs froze I sat in the carriage with her and drank hot chocolate with her. The girls were not happy, because I drank it all by the time they got back. They called me a PIG! Im not a pig! [​IMG]I'm Elvis!

    On Tuesday, Auntie Rivi took me to Origin to “The Old Oinkers Home” to see my grandparents.
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    This was really boring. Everyone was sleeping and kept saying “shut up kid!” Makes me remember how good you were to me Momma Z… You never told me to shut up, and you even fed me the best most expensive food on our shard!

    On Wednesday, Auntie Rivi and I went to see the play called “The Pigs War of Britannia: The Farm Lands”, this was very much fun, and of wonderful historical value. I never knew pigs could hold a shield and blade like that! I will show you when I get home.
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    Yesterday I was too tuckered out; I was the one who slept all day. When I got up, Auntie Rivi and I had a long talk about having a tougher pig skin and not taken what folks say to heart. “Just because they want to eat my ham hocks, does not mean they will, and did I really think her or Momma Z would let this happen” Even when that Drossy guy wanted to build a BBQ pit, my family kept me safe. The special people taken Drossy's stuff didn’t hurt either. So, they can yell “ITS BACON ” all they want! They don’t scare me anymore I know how to hold a dagger now. Bring it on Clair & Nyx, and the rest of you!

    We also, talked about biting the goblins, and I tried to tell Auntie, that the goblins are the one thing that still scares me bad. They run up fast, scream, get right in my face, and hug me! Then they want to ride me like a small horse. I told her I would try to do better, and not be so scared of them, but Momma Z, have you ever looked at their ears? They are on upside down, I don’t know if anyone ever noticed this, or not, but that really freaks me out! Do they hear upside down, is this why I never understand a word they say?

    Auntie Rivi said she had one more surprise for me on Saturday morning; I can’t wait to see what she has planned. But Saturday night, I think I will be ready to come home. So if you could use that little ballie thing you keep in your bag, I will be ready to come home around 6:00 pm EST.

    Love and kisses,
    You’re fuzzy Kid (Auntie Rivi said that not fur, its fuzz, But I am a virtual pig, so what do I know)
    Elvis

    P.s. I stopped chewing my hoofs, and my rash is almost gone! I think this vacation has done me well!

     
  37. The little pig had best keep my name out of his mouth and letters home. Lies would not be pleased to hear of such things and may choose to take it out on the piggie's mama!
     
  38. Zelda of Zed

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    So let (laughs)…………. me get this right Clair … You are going to use your virtual dragon… to kill my virtual player, to get even with what a virtual pig said…. How freaking funny is that!!!!!!


    rof
     
  39. You make it sound so . . . DIRTY!!!!
     
  40. Nyx_

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    Clair,

    Seeing as how I was also mentioned in this lil piggies letter, I say we dress up like Momma Z with a few additions like an apron, butchers knife, and well the remains of a BBQ sandwich, and take a picture for sweet (really means smelly), little (really means porker), adorable (seen better images when a cat hacks) pigs return. muhahaha
     
  41. Nyx_

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    Zelda,

    I think I am pretty sure that I saw ELvis on television the other night. I was flipping channels and stopped when I seen the familiar images of Elvis. He was a guest judge on a Food Network Challenge (all about bacon).

    I think I should order some bacon flavored popcorn and switch it at the auction house, or at least mix it up. Then when we all feed Elvis we can say this ones butter, this ones your brother, oh another butter.......
     
  42. Zelda of Zed

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    Yes Clair... i know it sounded dirty.... smirks.....


    and as for you Nyx... dont make me call Auntie Rivi... lol


    Z...
     
  43. Zelda of Zed

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    p.s. nyx.. we have banned for less!
     
  44. Nyx_

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    Passes Clair a box......
     

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  45. Zelda of Zed

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    Yup!!! Your banned!
     
  46. Nyx_

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    I think I will use one of my many other chars to do my bidding.......
     
  47. MMMMMMMmmmmmmmm. Thanks!
     
  48. QueenZen

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    OMG Zelda !!!

    L@@k at Lord Gareth's post about some pull and drag or whatever sort of fishin event up there ^^^^^^ IS that not Elvis in that painting ??


    Does Elvis know that in some parts of the world sandy beaches, ocean seas, and pig = Hawaiian Luau ??
     
  49. Zelda of Zed

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    Ha ha... lol yeah it does look like it, and he has a little E on his neck..
    that is to cute!


    Z...