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A New Poetic Harlequin Parody awaits you....

Discussion in 'UO Legends' started by Tovladian Soltyr, Jun 22, 2009.

  1. Haven't done a parody in a while but the mood struck me so here it be :)...

    Artie Girl
    (Poetic Harlequin Parody based on Aqua – Barbie Girl 6-22-07)

    Yo Artie
    Hi Roxxor
    You wanna run Doom?
    Sure Rox!
    -Gate sound- Jump in..

    I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
    Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
    See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
    Doom Location, For artie salvation!
    Come on Artie, Join my party...

    I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
    Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
    See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
    Doom Location, For artie salvation!

    I'm not really a girl, but am in this pixel world
    Must Suit up, with artie might, feel so jolly!
    Have a ball, I know it all, even more then you think...
    My arrow here, you're pet there, Darkfather spanky!
    Never to much, love to slay, monsters say: “The arties yours”

    I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
    Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
    See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
    Doom Location, For artie salvation!

    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (uu-oooh-u)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (uu-oooh-u)

    God I rock, with my artie walk, all the newbs I will tease
    I know all arties by far, it's like my expertise
    Come my friend, lets begin, the cycle again.
    If your down, we're DF bound, Lets get the arty!
    Never to much, love to slay, monsters say: “The arties yours”
    Never to much, love to slay, monsters say: “The arties yours”

    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (uu-oooh-u)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (uu-oooh-u)

    I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
    Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
    See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
    Doom Location, For artie salvation!

    I'm an artie girl, in a no skill world
    Life in pixel, it's the shizzle!
    See my sweet blaze hair, arties everywhere!
    Doom Location, For artie salvation!

    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (uu-oooh-u)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
    Come on Artie, Join my party!
    (uu-oooh-u)

    Ooo, I just got another one!
    Well Artie, the limits are uncharted!
    Lets do it again!
     
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    Ha ha ha I love it
    and sadly I could even sing it, I still had kids at home when the song was popular. LOL