I have recently obtained a vollem, and he is so wonderful that I am looking to obtain another. I will breed them and start an empire. Alas, vollems are rare and expensive, and I am impoverished. In lieu of actual money, please take a look at my carrot collection: http://i56.***********/2nkm5v5.jpg You thought that I meant regular carrots, didn't you? No, no. These are special carrots from last Passover. I have been told that they are worth about five to eight million gold pieces each, which is also about the fair market price for a vollem, so I am offering a direct trade: one of those wondrous creatures in return for a holiday carrot of your choice. From left to right, the carrots are as follows: Purple Carrot: "Happy Easter from EM Seppo and EM Crysania - Baja 2010" Grey Carrot: "Carrot Gone Bad - Easter 2010" Red Carrot: "Baja's Favourite Carrot Treat - Easter 2010" (The plain carrot reads "Stolen from the Town Guard's Rations" and is not for trade unless you can offer me a veritable herd of vollems) Blue Carrot: "Happy Easter 2010 from EM Seppo and EM Crysania" Red Carrot: "Baja's Favourite Rabbit Treat - Easter 2010" Blue Carrot: "Chocolate Dipped Easter Carrot" Please contact me if you have a spare crystallised vollem lying about that you have not yet freed (shame on you) and you strongly desire a special carrot. I will not judge you with my words, only with my eyes. Yours sincerely, Lindae PS - I will only accept actual vollems in crystal. Please do not try to sell me a pickled albino mongbat in a wine bottle. I know the difference. PPS - The carrots do not do anything that I know of; but perhaps, if you bury one in your backyard, it will grow into a tree. PPPS - For God's sake, do not eat the chocolate carrot. It is a year old and the chocolate is blue. This is neither normal nor healthy. Edit: I have recieved a vollem! Thank you, Lady Wildstar (and thank you Li'l Debbie for offering!) I am delighted with them, and I hope my carrot brings you happiness.