Snox wuz annoyed. Dat nice Sultan bloke had promised him lotsa scavenging at da Luna Bank, but people kept callin’ him a beggar an’ telling him to push off. Diz other bloke in red and white had given him a nice tree once, but Snox had woke up this morning to find it wuz gone! Maybe wun of dem blokes on da flash horses had pinched it. Well, he’d had enuff of being abused. Time ta think about goin’ home and bein’ with iz own kind. Maybe doin’ some fishin’ again, and enjoyin’ the sounds of the sea. Yeah. But he might need some guards, cuz it can be dangerous in the Underworld. Best go see dat Blackthorn bloke an’ ask for some help. Da help can carry all me stuff too, finkin’ about it. Saves hirin’ pack horsies. Yes, good idea Snox, no more neon thievin’ gitz fa diz Goblin! Meet Snox the Goblin at Castle Blackthorn Throne Room on Sunday 19th January at 8pm GMT and escort him home. And do any other chores he may ask for. They might not all be tedious and embarrassing, some could even be fun!