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(RP) Are the Goblins up to no good again?

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Speranza, Apr 4, 2014.

  1. Speranza

    Speranza Slightly Crazed
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    Mar 18, 2004
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    While sailing from Trinsic to Minoc with a passenger manifest of out of work butchers my crew and I spotted a strange thing floating through the sky. As we approached the strange object peals of laughter rang out across the ocean. As we got closer we soon recognized the laughter as Goblin laughter.

    It appears that the Goblins have found some way to harvest a lighter than air gas in order to float above the ground. A few of them had floated out to sea and were fishing! Well, we think they were fishing, they somehow had a fish and where throwing it back and forth in some kind of Goblin game.

    When my ship passed by I readied my bow and arrow and asked if they needed assistance getting down. What happened next was only what I would consider a squid like defense as the goblins peed on my boat then tooted as hard as possible to get away.

    Was this a rare Goblin ritual? A new technology they want to keep secret? What will they use it for? Fishing, mining, or maybe a faster ice cream delivery system? We will never know as the King of Pitmuck, Ozog Giantfart, has been unwilling to comment. Correction he is unable to comment as everytime I bring it up he just begins to laugh until he pees.
  2. TehanChesapeake

    TehanChesapeake Slightly Crazed

    Jul 22, 2013
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    I always knew goblins flew high !
  3. Aran

    Aran Always Present
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    Apr 1, 2000
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    That would imply they're ever up to good.
  4. old gypsy

    old gypsy Grand Poobah
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    Dec 18, 2010
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    Not yet verified, but I hear it's a faster ice cream delivery system. :)
  5. whiterabbit

    whiterabbit Stratics Legend
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    Dec 18, 2003
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    Calkano and old gypsy like this.
  6. Ashlynn_L

    Ashlynn_L Lore Master
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    Nov 9, 2006
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    This opens up the possibility of a new game that involves a bow and rope-cutter arrows.
  7. DreadLord Lestat

    DreadLord Lestat Social Media Liaison / Forum Moderator
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    Feb 26, 2004
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    Dat be mees in da front of pikure! Yoos kan sees gobby teknology in aktion, dem vapor trales parts of ours gobby fartpulsion systim. TM

    Gubnor Viktor, mees did pees on yoos bote cuz yoos wuz gonna shoots at us! Mees hopes yoos liked da smell!! laufs

    Gubnor Scabby