At West Britain Bank, Trammel, the fabulous Fern Goodfellow was singing her song “Seppo Baby”, which is based on the song “Santa Baby”. “Santa Baby” was originally recorded in 1953 by Eartha Kitt, but I suspect that Fern was inspired by the Madonna version from 1987. Lyrics to “Seppo Baby”: Seppo, baby, slip a rare pelt under the tree For me. Been an awful good girl, Seppo baby, So hurry down the chimney tonight. Seppo, baby, a diamond-collared unicorn, too — Light blue! I'll wait up for thee, dear Seppo baby So hurry down my chimney tonight. (*winks*) Think of all the fun I've missed. Think of all the Dread Lords that I haven't kissed. Next year I could be oh soooooooooooo good If thou'd just check my Yuletide list (Boo-boo-be-do) Seppo, honey,want Minoc and well, really that's -- not a lot Been an angel all year, Seppo baby. So hurry down my chimney tonight. Seppo, honey, there's one thing that I really do need — the deed To a Castle all mine, Seppo baby, So hurry down my chimney tonight. Come and trim my Yuletide tree With gems and gold and every fabulosity. I really do believe in thee. Let's see if thou believes in me (*blows kiss*) Seppo, baby, forgot to mention one little thing — a ring Blessed, of course, all my own, Seppo baby So hurry down the chimney tonight. On the top of the inner east Luna gate a partridge in a pear tree was singing a UO Holiday Parody song: The lyrics: *Sings a UO Holiday Parody* Newbie’s roasting in a field of fire, PK’s chopping up their foes UO carols being sung by a choir, and peeps dressed up like gimps and moe’s Everybody knows, some black pearl and sulfurous ash or even LRC help to win the evening fight Looting peeps with their banks full of cash will find it hard to sleep tonight… They know that EC’s here to stay… Its luring lots of wide-eyed newbies for to slay and every UO child is gonna try… To see if UO gifts on shard trade will fly….. And so I’m offering this twisted phase…to kids from UO – red, or blue…. Though you’ve died and been looted many times, many ways…. Happy Holidays…Haaaaappy Holidays..Happy Holidays….toooo…you…. *squawk* *chirps* At the gardens in New Magincia, Trammel, James the Animal Tamer was singing “Good King Wenceslas” in the Christmas Garden planned and planted by Amber Witch, TOBY, and other dedicated gardeners of New Magincia.