Barter Town Public Service Announcement Does Siege have you down? Have you been murdered one too many times by a person or guild? Or are they just an annoying human being? Do you ever wish they could share your pain? Is it just one of those days? Barter Town is now offering our special services, for hire. You can be an integral part in this new exciting endeavor by following 3 easy steps: 1. Write your name and request in a book. 2. Drop that book off in the Barter Town mailbox. 3. Patiently wait as we work diligently to fill your order. Our Services Include: 1. General Thievery - If you want something of value stolen from a particular person or guild. 2. Specific Thievery - If you want something specific stolen from a particular player or guild. 3. Murder - If you want someone murdered. Payment: 1. If it is a General Thievery request, donations are required up front in the mailbox, whatever you think is fair. (Note: The larger the donation, the more motivated we become.) 2. If it is a Specific Thievery request (and if you want the item), arrangements can be made for payment after the fact. Please include your contact information in the request book. Keep in mind: The more specifics you provide about their whereabouts, homes, favorite hunting locations, upcoming events, usual play time, likes, dislikes, and tendencies, the faster we can expedite your request. Free embarrassing screenshots included for all completed requests. 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed! **100% Satisfaction Guarantee does not apply to murder requests. It's possible, but assassinations aren't specific to our skill set. **100% Satisfaction Guarantee does not apply if we're lazy.