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(RP) Bounty !

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by The Slug, Jul 14, 2014.

  1. The Slug

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    I Crimson Slug, governor of Skara Brae, do hereby issue a bounty of 1 gp on The Yatterling, Ozog, Reeky Bugbutt and any other goblin sympathizer or resident of Pitmuck.

    The one caveat is that they must be brought in alive and not too badly damaged, as I somehow get the feeling that King Blackthorn might not approve of one of his governors taking out contracts on his citizens *sighs*

    Charges will be made up, I mean issued, at a future hearing.

    Any members of the goon squad are implored to help hunt down these pesky rodents
     
    WarderDragon, Lyric and Amber Witch like this.
  2. WildStar

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    *foresees bright pink neon skin in Crimson Slug's future*
     
  3. Mama Faith

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    The color will go great with the black high heels he likes to wear. :p

    I do hope they catch that Reeky Bugbutt. He tried to "relieve himself" in my bathtub, last night, before I quickly expelled him from my house. Darned goblins! :twak:
     
  4. The Slug

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    Wouldn't be the 1st time :p Maybe a neon crimson color would work tho?
     
  5. whiterabbit

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    YOOOS NO TAKES USINS ALIVE
     
  6. The Slug

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    Oh, but I will! *evil laugh*