In the spirit of the recent demise of Va'lis, I would like to bring back from the dead an old contest of mine. Some years back, I held a contest asking folks to write a story describing the death of their character. The catch was this. Your character could not, as many of us would like, die a noble death. Oh no. Instead I ask that you write a story telling of the death in the most outrageous manner you can think of. This death must be an embarrassing to death. It must make the angels above ROTFL. I will run this contest up until Midnight, March 17th. A winner will be chosen, and a prize of 5 million gold pieces awarded. I know you all want to do it, so go on, kill your character for a chance at fame and riches. Just be sure that all the mourners get a great laugh out of it.