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Discussion in 'UHall' started by Guest, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Hail: What are some of the Cool names of players you have made, or seen in the game over the last 10 Years? Seen any that were allowed before, but not now?

    Sir Kills A Lot
    Sir Steals A Lot

    These are my two. I got the idea after meeting the guy with the coolest name ever at the time, 9+ years ago. " Sir Lags A Lot"

    The best one i saw that is not allowed anymore, was a Female called, Bushy Beaver. hehehe, really.
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Liquid Death
    PwnTato Chips
  3. Archer - Shoots at Stuff
    Tailors - Janet Reno (wearing a big blue dress obviously)
    Scuzzel Butt
    Evil McEvilpants
    Dusty Bottoms
    Stitchin Steve
    Fighters - Chuck Denomulous
    Nimble Fingers
    Mage/Weaver/Nerco - Sally Drycrotch
  4. Deception

    Deception Sage
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    Lol, I love Pwntato Chips and Stitchin Steve
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    "a jellyfish" was a pk on Europa some years ago whom I only encountered when hunting in a couple of specific locations.

    For pure silliness, it's hard to beat the system message:-

    <font color="red"> *a jellyfish is attacking you!* </font>
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Bone Harrow (he was an archer)
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I like Petra Fyde &amp; Terry Fyde's character names. Petra also has a Molly Fyde.

    Queen Zen had a char named Hughes of Gray that was her "fall guy" whenever she wanted to scout/explore on Siege. I always thought that was cute.

    There was a char on Siege named Shoeless Seth who was obsessed with people not wearing footwear, and used violent means to get them to remove such.

    Grifty McBegg is another I thought was cute - I think he was a mod on one of the forums here, and had a char by the same name who was a beggar.

  8. I remember Pre-AoS there was a guy on atlantic named "Uber McNoober."
  9. Basara

    Basara UO Forum Moderator
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    I saw one guy last year at Luna gate with the name "Sofa King" and the guild title "Wee Todd Did"....

    Then there's my acquaintance, The Minstrel Flo (whose name got changed forcibly without the "The"). There was also Richard Cranium.

    My Tailor is named Andy, with the guild title "Sheriff of Mayberry"

    And, anyone appreciate the irony that the profanity filter prohibits the name "Constitution" for a pet (I was naming pets for famous warship names)?
  10. Cheap Shot - stealth archer
    Van de Kamp - fisherman
    Iocane Powder - DP fencer (Iocane powder was the fictional poison used in the Princess Bride)
  11. Guest

    Guest Guest


    "a jellyfish" was a pk on Europa some years ago whom I only encountered when hunting in a couple of specific locations.

    For pure silliness, it's hard to beat the system message:-

    <font color="red"> *a jellyfish is attacking you!* </font>

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Heh, that would be funny.

    My rune beetle is named A Blackberry Cobbler, and my valorite blue cu sidhe is named A Blueberry Cobbler.

    Poor Castor has been killed both by a blackberry cobbler, and a blueberry cobbler, although that was never my intent. [​IMG]

  12. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I have a smith in named "Armon Hammer" {Arm and Hammer}(I use that name alot in games that allow you to create dwarves, that seems like a dwarf name, to me).

    I have a smith/tailor named "an orc" so I can produce stuff "Crafted by an orc".

    I had an idea for a Tailor. Name a male char "N Taylor", GM Tailoring, and get him to 'Lord' status... clothes "Crafted by Lord N Taylor" {Lord and Taylor}.

    I have "a treasure map completed by the Smithsonian" (I created a throw-away char for that on purpose).

    I was attacked by a PK named "a flying saucer".
    <font color="red"> *a flying saucer is attacking you!* </font>

    [/ QUOTE ]
  13. Oriana

    Oriana Babbling Loonie
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    Jun 24, 2003
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    Mama is mychef/tailor
    Spyder Kittyn, my new sowrds bush/pally
    Lil Beggums, yup you got it lol
    My Alter Ego
    The Undead
    My True Love is my new tailor/chef
    Oh and everyones favorite for some reason, My Heinie
  14. Larisa

    Larisa Publishing Manager, Stratics Leadership Team
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    LARISA! *laughs* no...

    I like to have unique names for my charactors...my personal ones.

    Devious Desire
    Malicious Intent
    Shrouded Darkness

    My best friend in the whole world used to play and his archer was named Head Shot.

    The first person I met in game, soon thereafter was my GM Frank N Furter.

    Lots of cool names
  15. Seismic

    Seismic Guest

    My pure bard's name is Seismic. Though I think that would fit better with a beefy warrior type [​IMG].
  16. Partof Ubiquity
    Ore Fin[a miner who's parents were killed in the Trisnic invasion]
    Arhaniel[means A - rhan[shamanic healing wand]-iel[as in angels name]
    Optim Mystic
    Smokey Star[smithy/miner]
    Molly Kewl [alchemist]
    Gravity [You were killed by Gravity!!]
    Solaris La'Raen

    PS- One I've never used but thought would be good for pvp also is Demonica, female char ofcourse.
  17. I had a char named Lipitor, but I don't use that name anymore because I think you can get in trouble for it.

    I have a char named Fun. I'm known to spout riddles and run around shouting "WHEE!"

    I've had other funny character names, but they're so funny I forgot them. Just pretend I shared them with you and laugh about it.
  18. Frarc

    Frarc Stratics Legend
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    Mar 18, 2003
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    Hehe , Frarc Of course! [​IMG]

    and ....

    Buzzz Buzzz !
  19. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Oh and I'm kind of proud of my thiefs name: Robyn Banks
  20. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Ive got characters on a few diff. shards named Short Bus.
    Some funny names ive seen are
    Dutch Oven
    Umpa Lumpa
    Special Edd
  21. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Thank you Skylark [​IMG]

    The Fyde family (females mine, males my husband's)

    Petra Fyde, Clarrie Fyde, Molly Fyde,
    Terry Fyde, Dan D. Fyde, Gnu B. Fyde, Tez T. Fyde.

    Other relations:
    Runlykell, Joy Nerry, Piper Lullabie, Heidi Ninfel, Xorartep, Barry Coodah
    Nick Delute, Sam O'Rye, Con Jurer.
  22. Isosceles - Smith, Tailor, Tinkerer
    Nimblefingers - Thief
    Sheik Yerbooti - Necro Warrior
  23. baxcir

    baxcir Adventurer
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    In keeping with Truth in Advertising laws, my characters on TC are always named Sir Dies Alot.

    Far from original, but I amuse myself!
  24. DVDA

    DVDA Guest

    I have GM weapons made by a smith called "The Gods"

    pretty cool actually to read, "a katana exceptionally crafted by The Gods"

    I also have a character on Europa called "George Dubya"
  25. Guest

    Guest Guest


    One made me laugh out loud when I saw it on LS WAAAAY back pre-UO:R.

    Jesus H Christ

    (the 'H made it funny as hell)
  26. Kaj

    Kaj Lore Keeper
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    I have a char called 'I know the ABC'. I used him to run around in full phoenix armor in fel back in the day. Sooo many people have PKed him (or tried to). It probably was his pink neon hair.

    I always liked the name 'Jean LootPKard.' Not that I like Star Trek, but the name always made me grin.
  27. On LS there was Poopy Diapers ( not sure if spelled that way) , my first run in with this player was no fun , dying in a far off area , 3 days into UO...
  28. Fluffi

    Fluffi Slightly Crazed
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    Mar 11, 2004
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    Named in open admiration of the Fyde family puns...

    My Sampire...

    Juan D'Yattatyme [​IMG]
  29. Sang

    Sang Guest

    Coolest names were always the ones I loathed seeing back in the days when LS first opened:

    Magical Bubba all dressed in different neon colored clothing
    Xavori and his dark grey outfit and warfork

    I'll never forget those times!!
  30. Guest

    Guest Guest

    My necro (that I trained for approx 5 mins before I was bored and eventually deleted) was called Nick Rofillia.

    I liked the name of the Cyrano de Bergerac inspired guy I saw years ago in Haven on Europa - Norma Snose.
  31. Doesnt anyone know if **** - is allowed based on the clothing line....
    French Connection United Kingdom
  32. uo addict

    uo addict Guest

  33. I have a tailor named Lord of Nightmares and my all purpose crafter mule is named Mother Nature.
  34. Ezekiel Zane

    Ezekiel Zane Grand Inquisitor
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    Jul 29, 2003
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    I've had a crafter on Pacific for about 5 years named "an Illegal Alien"

    I've met another player with the exact same name.
  35. Toguro

    Toguro Sage
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    Asians Cant pvp - some guy in test center
    a mexican - a thief on pacific pre UO:R

    those 2 I will always remember haha
  36. Oriana

    Oriana Babbling Loonie
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    Oh I forgot my husbands thief...Stickup with his beetle Hold Up.
  37. My main charaters name is not original, by a longshot, but I have been using it since, maybe the early 80's. Back when table top arcade games were around. There was one called Moon-Cresta...it was along the lines of Galactica....I used the name Bullseye as my high score handle.....then in the late 90's when I drove OTR....my handle was Bullseye....on another note, my bug I ride is The Stormout....lol

  38. My legendary tailor on lake superior is called Nimble Fingers... then on pac ive seen some good ones like The Pitcher, The Catcher, An Alcoholic (hes a crafter) and someone obviously in love with McDonalds... Mick Flurry
  39. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I liked Furious George...and yes, he wore a yellow hat.

    I've always loved my own char names Sonomian Royality and Bajan Royality.

    and as a side note...the Only house name that has made me giggle every single damn time i read it...here on Baja...

    "ba na na na na na duck sauce" no freakin idea wtf it means but makes me laugh
  40. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Some of y'all might have seen me on Pacific

    My first char my 14 year old son created
    "WhosYourDaddy" (thief)guild title..DeadMeats Evil Twin"
    Since I was dying on a regular basis in Fel 7 years ago...
    "DeadMeat" (then swords now tamer/mage)guild title..The good half
    This lead me to name my next guy...
    "Innocent Victom"(archer) guild title...Innocent Evil
    I created a char for the wife but she never got into the game...
    "Mom" (tailor/cook/mule) guild title...Mother of all Evil
    When I turned 50 I created..
    "The Old Fart" (swords/chiv) guild title...Ancient Evil

    The guild titles fit since my lil guild is....

    "333 Half Evil" H^E
  41. Kula Sarkonen -&gt; Maximinus Thrax
  42. in my younger days i made a carpenter named "Hard Wood" sigh
  43. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Those are mighty strange names for a player ... I could see a character named like that, but a player? (j/k ... well, it's sortof related to an old pet peeve)

    (I don't have any good examples to add ... I tend to be a fan of finding people with simple classic names, like Woody for a grandmaster carpenter)
  44. Latobian

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    My favorite character name is Slippy.

    I had a friend whose last name was 'Latou' so I created a last name for most of my characters using that to make Latobian.
  45. joblackjon

    joblackjon Guest

    I have:
    Kilgore Trout
    Arma Gheddon
    Ludd Ite
    Andrac of Sooth

    For gift collection, I have had:
    Kukla Fran N Ollie
    Hem Roidal
    Pax Vobiscum
    Toot N Cummen
    Pappa New Ginny
    Kee Bored
    Inn Ann Out
    Plenty Otoole
    Camel Snot
    Limp Rest
    Nock Turn
    N Ema
    Yamoto Tomato
  46. Guest

    Guest Guest

    i have a char, "Nosmo King", an alias stolen from a famous comedian. got a light?
  47. "Yourself" came from old Felucca, trying to form "You shove yourself out of the way." He is a crafter, so his items are named "made by yourself."
    And for those who like to skirt illegal words, he is now "Lord yourself."

    I am a classical guy, so my tamer is named Mark Trail. That was a prime Sunday comic strip when I was a kid.
  48. Gheed

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    I started UO right around the same time I picked up my first copy of Diablo II. In UO I wanted to be a merchant. So the last name of my char is Gheed after the merchant in the first act of Diablo II (in the Rouge Encampment). Heh, little did I know Diablo would have such an impact on this game.
  49. Hottie Mcboobs was my favorite or Dorothy Mantooth from acnchor man was my dp fencer
  50. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I had a character named Holocaust (named after the comic book character in the Age of Apocalypse Xmen series) which the GMs wound up taking away.

    so since two of the words definitions were

    1. a great or complete devastation or destruction, esp. by fire.
    2. a sacrifice completely consumed by fire; burnt offering.

    and I was listening to In Flames (a band) alot then, I picked that up as a name. It seemed to be a fitting replacement.

    Ashura Mazda. I derive that from the first monotheistic religion (Zoroastrianism). The gods name was actually Ahura Mazda. The whole thing ties into a real life project which I really don't want to bring up yet, let alone here.

    Cyrus the Virus. I named this one when me and a few buddies of mine (no longer playing) all were making characters with names like that. (Frank the Tank and Mack the Snack). I know it was in con-air, no I didn't name it after that. It just rhymed, and I used to have a character named Virus.

    Mammoth. My buddy calls me this from time to time (I'm big tough and mean irl GRRR! ^^ and he's abnormally hairy, so I call him Wooly, it all works out) We even have a theme song =P

    a ghost. Funny party message. That's all.

    Dead Reckoning. The zombie slaughtering vehicle from the movie Land of the Dead. I'd heard it before so I looked up what the phrase meant, and it turned out to basically mean guessing where you're at. So I felt it was appropriate for my spawn scouting stealth archer. Not sure exactly why they named a big freaking zombie mashing tank that, but atleast when I use it, its more then just trying to sound cool =P

    Vomitron. A random metal band that covered the Ghostbusters theme. No clever thought behind this one. Although if I put necro on him now after thinking about it it'd be funny ^^

    Acid Bath. A band, you should hear the song Scream of the Butterfly or Venus Blue by them, graphic lyrics though for those who are more sensitive, but still beautiful songs.

    OM. "The supreme and most sacred syllable".

    I had a character named Kaiza, which despite it being an actual name, when I named the char that I had no idea. I'd been playing Final Fantasy: Tactics, and when I started playing it I went to change the main characters name from "Ramza" to Kain, but when I punched in the I and saw "Kaiza" on the screen, I liked it and kept it (then brought it with me to UO).

    I also had a thief ages ago named Soltair Elendore. Not sure where the name came from. It was one of my very first chars when I startd and I mainly hung around Minoc and Vesper (catskills). There was a thief who I idolized back then (I was like 15, and he was a good thief, shut up. You don't know me!) named Machin Shin (which I thought was awesome, and thought was even awesomer when I read the books it comes from). I liked stealing on foot. The chase was the best part. I didn't have snooping, I didn't care what I stole, I just got into the thrill of trying to snag something and staying alive. I think the best part was when a mage tried to reveal me and I bolted, he'd cast an attack spell and I'd hide again. Rinse repeat for about 10 minutes before I was so busy laughing that he got me. Good times. Then sometime later I got into factions, but thats another story.

    Ok, I want to get on to reading other stuff so I'm done typing this novel out.