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Curious- what do orcs get each other for Christmas?

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Alex the Gray, Dec 14, 2006.

  1. Roadkill? Albums of breedur pictures? Habanero liquor? New diapers?
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    A date with Ibichi [​IMG]
  3. Tu'Grrt

    Tu'Grrt Guest

    Da uruk fodder Kris-mas ib a veri nasti uruk.
    Heeb smelli, bluudthursty, un trug-thursty... dat why da uruk cubbies lub him


    In da past meeb gib Mo snaga, ghaashwater, shinies, dug, un o'ligs

    dis year meeb kud use some new bootz fur klompin


    but wut Mo reeli wants fur kris-mas ib a breedur


    So ib Bloody Mary kud com tu da fort wit dem roses from her sig, dat wud be bubhosh!
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest


    A date with Ibichi [​IMG]

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    LOL...I think he meant gifts that can be exchanged, not orc fantasies. [​IMG]

  5. hmmm breedurs.....
  6. Tu'Grrt

    Tu'Grrt Guest

    weeb kin wurk somting outt... once lat go uruk, lat nebber go back
  7. absimiliard

    absimiliard Guest

    New diapers? C'mon Alex. Surely you've been around Mo'gluk's house enough to know that he never uses them. Personally I have a theory that orcs leave . . . errr .. . . "messes" around as a result of a highly developed sense of territoriality.

    So when Mo'gluk pees in the swimming pool in someone's house he's really claiming that house as his own and warning any other orcs off his "territory".

    It's kind of like what many wild predators do. Just grosser since it's orcs.

  8. I'm not really certain, but I still think that THIS would be the perfect holiday gift for mo'gluk.

    Just doesn't get any better than that. [​IMG]
  9. Love you too Sevi!!!!

    We could wrap up Skylark for him!!!
  10. Nerf-Herder

    Nerf-Herder Guest

    The Orc Santa...