I thought we could make another attempt at a competition fun thread. Just because I like them! This time we'll widen the topic, from just stealing, and hopefully get some more submissions. I would like you to tell a tale, straight from the dark side of UO. The topic can be anything you like. You stole something with the skill? FUN! Assassinated someone when they least expected it? FUN! Stole some stuff that was unsecured? FUN! Killed a beetle full of blessed stuff? FUN! Gated someone to your death rune? FUN! Blocked someone in a dungeon and looted? FUN! Denied a newbie a free lrc armor? NOT FUN! You get the idea. There aren't really any rules locked in stone. Pictures are fun but no requirement. Some RP in the story can be fun, but not needed. Did it actually happen? Might be good but if you dream up something awesome, I'll probably wont even know it. Did it happen recently or a long time ago? I don't care. I just enjoy a good tale. We can have at least some prizes. Could be good if someone new needs the gold. How about 500k for first place, 300k for second and 200k for third? I decide the winner and we'll run it to the end of the month.