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Devs why'd you make my a$$ so big?

Discussion in 'UHall' started by UO Relic, Sep 14, 2014.

  1. UO Relic

    UO Relic Seasoned Veteran
    Stratics Veteran

    May 14, 2008
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    *tongue in cheek post*

    So frequently I find my t-hunter gets the message something is standing in your way when I try to take stuff out of a t-chests so I have to move around until game decides that I can now reach in. So did you make the ass on my t-hunter to0 BIG? Is there a Jenny Craig facility in game LoL

    I know this is too trivial to fix but I thought I'd share the chuckle I get every time this happens
  2. MalagAste

    MalagAste Belaern d'Zhaunil
    Governor Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend Campaign Supporter Royal Knight

    Aug 21, 2000
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    You are not alone. I keep wondering just what is in my way... As I dwarven T-Hunter my T-Hunter wasn't thinking it was his backside getting in the way though... Perhaps he should change his name from Rik Gemtracker to Rik Longfellow... though more likely it would be he can't reach the chest as his own chest and beard are blocking the view. Or perhaps he dug his hole too deep and he can't see over the sides of the chest... he is rather short....
  3. Jirel of Joiry

    Jirel of Joiry Certifiable
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Feb 2, 2004
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    LOL sis T-hunts using her tamer Luc switchs Template from Tamer-mage-spellweaver ...To Tamer-Mage t-hunter
    Anyway she thought it was her great dragon's azz that was the problem....then my unhelpful azz standing in the way.
    I told her, that her azz was too big and she was blocking the chest. LOL
  4. Poo

    Poo The Grandest of the PooBah’s
    Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend Campaign Benefactor 4H

    Sep 18, 2003
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    what you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk in your trunk!

    great, now that song is in my head.