Day One. So. I am a cow. I haven't always been a cow. At least thats what this creepy looking chick in a cave told me. I am not sure anymore. There is one thing I am sure of. Do not ever try to milk a cow...if you are a cow. There is much b****-hoofing and lawsuits, and it just is not a pretty sight. I have an ironclad defense though. I couldn't help myself. I am an elf after all.