It is a well known fact that lard will make frizzy hair nice and silky smooth, never mind the odor. Our Doctor Wigglesworth has found a group of pigs that have become quite renowned for their hair tonic. The catch, you ask? Oh it’s just that they need some convincing to relinquish their secret. The good Doctor will lead an expedition into the dark underbelly of a place gone hog wild on November 23rd, 8pm EST. He will be leaving from the Britain Counselor’s Hall. See you there and toodle doo!