The Machine of Discord: Dude Looks Like a Lady Bryelle Vaughn and WarderDragon Citizens gathered late this last Saturday at the behest of a Sir Aiden, one of the last of the now desiccated Royal Britannian Guard, in a bid to discover the origin of the recent assault upon Castle Blackthorne. Commissioning the militia, the group was led on something of a wild goose chase through the streets of Britain, in search of names such as “Robyn Banks” and “Dusty NoMoar,” before clues led to the Monks Fountain in Northern Mireg. There the militia discovered a man in poor, obvious disguise living amongst the priests and ascetics living there. He was questioned, but refused to cooperate, suggesting that revealing details about himself would be bad for business. Instead, he made a few off-handed comments, including the fact that the kegs were easy to snatch out of Ver Lor Reg, but almost impossible to smuggle into Britain, and that he had been hired for the job, the client having met him face to face. He led the Britannians north, where a hideout was discovered, containing various costumes and tools, the sort associated with thespians and transvestites. There a man showed, who identified himself as “Nico,” the so called brawn of the operation. He morphed into a Moloch, the four armed daemon who devours children and the innocent, before being brought to heel. The militia returned to Aiden to report their findings, who said no more than he would need to report this to “the Captain,” before departing.