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From The Who's UO Rock Opera, "Trammie"

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Prince Caspian, Jan 30, 2009.

  1. *UO A-HOLES*
    (To the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by the Who)

    (A few sedate notes, followed by frantic piano playing)

    (Caspian appears on stage as The Pinhead Wizzer, with oversized Library of Sosaria reading glasses and gigantic snakeskin boots)

    Ever since the LBR expansion
    I played the Humility spawn.

    Reptile, vermin, undead
    I musta slayed them all

    But I ain't seen nothin like this
    There's no courtesy at all.

    Campers hogging the scroll drops

    To sell at the Luna Vendor Mall!

    Now I go to Felucca
    Gonna try some PvP
    I almost have this joker
    and you'll never guess what I see

    He disappears immediately
    I never saw a recall

    That Speedhacking *******

    Gets away when he was about to fall!

    They are UO A-Holes
    They never get in dutch
    UO A-Holes
    EA never wants to touch

    Why do you think they don't care?
    I don't know.
    Why doesn't EA interfere?

    So then I try my crafter,
    Looking for some trees to fell.
    And I see that same damn scripter
    I page a GM to tell

    The exact same steps all day
    Chop, chop, chop, Recall

    Secure container has 5 million stones

    And 1 Item inside is all!

    They oughta stop em now,
    I always seem em camp
    Everywhere in Sonoma
    Unattended all over the map...

    (Piano Scales)

    Looking at the Luna Vendors,
    I feel a bit depressed
    10 Ornies stocked since yesterday
    ...you can guess the rest

    We got crazy stupid dupers
    The greediest of all

    It hurts those with authentic arties,
    Making the item value fall!

    I thought EA
    was gonna do something
    But now I see
    Punkbuster was a pipe dream.

    They are UO A-Holes
    Obnoxious and more
    UO A-Holes
    Sosarias Canker Sores

    They're cheating more....
    And camping more!

    (Piano jam until the end)
  2. BloodstoneGL

    BloodstoneGL Guest

    Sorry I'm just a southern boy but wtf does "get in dutch" mean?
  3. Oriana

    Oriana Babbling Loonie
    Stratics Veteran Alumni

    Jun 24, 2003
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    *chuckles* Clever!!
  4. Isnt any wonder
    Youve got
    To much time on your hands
  5. Uriah Heep

    Uriah Heep Grand Poobah
    Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend

    May 26, 2008
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    get in trouble, under suspicion, etc
  6. Uriah Heep

    Uriah Heep Grand Poobah
    Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend

    May 26, 2008
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    And well done, I might add

    The Who FTW!!!

    Love it! :)
  7. It's an old expression that means to "get in trouble"
  8. Nh'bdy

    Nh'bdy Guest

    I love you OP.
  9. BloodstoneGL

    BloodstoneGL Guest

  10. Actually, that's Culturist, or Xenophobic.

    But then I'm being a Dutch Uncle about the topic aren't I?


  11. Infiniti

    Infiniti Guest

    *Chuckles* Well done Prince! Loved it. :D
  12. Mordocuo

    Mordocuo Guest

    Why have the word Trammie in your title?

    I'm sorry but is this supposed to be a shot at Trammel players?
  13. BlissMarie

    BlissMarie Lore Keeper
    Stratics Veteran

    May 28, 2008
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    It's just a play on words. The original song was "Pinball Wizard" by The Who and was from the rock opera, "Tommy."
  14. Mordocuo

    Mordocuo Guest

    I see your point. I guess I am overly defensive with the name calling on these boards and didn't take the time to think that it was representing "Tommy". Thanks for pointing it out to me in a pleasent way.
  15. Heh, yeah... I used it cuz it rhymes with Tommy.

    Trammie is kind of a prejorative. Me, I don't care how you play Ultima Online. As long as you play. :)