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Funny things you hear in UO...

Discussion in 'UO Pacific' started by lols, May 13, 2010.

  1. lols

    lols Guest

    I would love to hear some of the funnier moments you guys have had.

    Yesterday I overheard a conversation that went like this,

    guy a: "I offered guy c 100 mil to teach me to pvp with vollems and he turned me down!"

    guy b: "what's the problem - you don't know how to spell 'all kill?'"
  2. Rand Al

    Rand Al Guest

    ha well all i gota say is eric northman!
  3. CountSilverbow

    CountSilverbow Seasoned Veteran
    Stratics Veteran

    Sep 7, 2009
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    ive been hearing this alot lately...

    Hey where are you ??

    Im comming....

    i prefer much rather to :lol: use en route :lol:
  4. SUPRsalad

    SUPRsalad Guest

    One of my funniest uo memories was the night i was playing on acid and silk said 'guys, we're out of spider skulls'. . . I don't know why that struck me so funny.

    In depth discussion with bob dylan regarding various assortments of beef-flavored pop-cicles.

    In depth discussions with pink and pain regarding how I had bourbon-diarrhea that came out, and I quote, "it was like a jet-stream" i whispered, with my wife in the background "I AM TAKING A TEST, SHUT UP".

    The day I coined SG 'wiener-dog'. That was win.

    When I farted in the mic and someone said they could smell it. win.

    Whenever I killed apocalips and he got real racist. at least weekly there for a while, and very funny.

    Every time tesla opens his mouth. always good for a laugh. Member when he said "Higher Archery" instead of hierarchy. . I do. I will never forget. I will never forgive his stupidity.
  5. lols

    lols Guest

    he's back again, btw..
  6. Rand Al

    Rand Al Guest

    all we need is Eric to come back and let those 2 start talking to each other and bam lololololol all night!
  7. Kaleb

    Kaleb Lore Master
    Stratics Veteran

    May 12, 2008
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    Player A: I was here first.
    Me: So?
    Player A: If you dont leave I will page.
    Me: So?
    Player A: Paged!
    Me: Good luck with that.
    Player A: Better leave before GM bans you.
    Me: Ill take my chances