Ok, I was asked to commission of sonnet for Sonoma, but my feeble brain can't do anything but bawdy limericks and Haikus. Haiki. Haikii. Ok, here's 10 haikus about Sonoma. "Doing a Champ Spawn Waka crashes the party They make great slaymates." 'In times of Travail Queen Mum always has our back Baking her cookies" "HEY! Aren't you PC From the Stratics UO Board? Do you even work?" "Southwest Luna store Burning black blocks flickering Serves you right, duper" "Faction of Minax So small it could hold meetings In telephone booth." "Felucca True Brits Evicted from their HQ How embarrassing" "Snake Shop in Luna Meticulously set up Vendor dress code too" "Vendors in Luna Hundreds of naked women Packs naked as well." "Turn ins active soon For Clean up britannia Everyone fishin'" "Hey Prince Caspian When you wrote all these haikus Did your boss walk by?"