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Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Alouenikah, Jun 26, 2013.
you get some meat and put it in a bowl, cover such with oliv oil and garlec, and let it sit for a day
then cook such for a very long time until is smeling so good that you have to eat it
that is my recomendation for all of you
also if you buy lentils in bulk you will save money
if you want lots of cakes and biscits then make frends with ladies at christian bake sales
they will give you meny cakes in retern for if you say you love jesus
alternatly you can buy such at the supermaket for two dollars
What on earth are you doing?
this is my wisdom thread for life advices
brush your hair until it almost herts and that will make it shiny
don't marry a girl who wears short shorts
everbody else please add your life advices as well
we can make a good resorce for coming genarations
Is that why I keep getting invites to the Episcopalian Book Club? I should have known you were behind it somehow.
i told them you were a jew for jesus so that they give me twice as meny cakes but they didnt do such due to insuficient stock
also they told me to tell you they will pray for your soul
Did you tell them that I'm a monstrous undead sin against God who keeps his soul in a jar?
i tell everbody such but they all think i am joke
come on peple share your life advices
we have to give advices to the youths or how will they live :<
...wait, what's wrong with girls in short shorts?
My advice is try everything once and keep an open mind.
they always have cold feet
another advice that works at all times is red wine with red meat, white wine with white meat, bourbon with two minut noodles at four in the morning while naked and crying
Oh, don't be such a drama queen. You don't even cry when you're drinking bourbon; you just dance in progressively less responsible ways until you pass out or somebody ends up in hospital. I've been there. I've seen it. I know, Alouenikah.
That said - my advice is that if a man has more than one mirror in his bedroom, don't try to love him.
Nobody wants a conversation with either of us, Alouenikah.
is on acount of we are old and not pretty anymore :<
If you won a lottery that you did not enter or even know existed, run very quickly in the opposite direction of the person giving the news.
this hapened to me at one time and i ran a great distence but then it turned out it was just a village fair raffle and everbody in the town was entered automaticaly
i was so embarased also i won a goose
Haha Alouenikah, you are hilarious.
molka stop ruining my thred
I am simply offering my life advices, as you suggested.
this is why you canot get a girlfrend
i say to you just smile at them, but no, is sultry frogs all the way down
You have no respect for my culture.