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I am afraid this pertains to the, um, physical side of luuuuuuuv...

Discussion in 'UO Sonoma' started by Pluffina, Mar 19, 2002.

  1. Pluffina

    Pluffina Guest

    OKAY so as you may know, (thanks to Tarapazu and an Angel who prefers to remain anonymous....) I currently own the Haunted Castle down in Oasis. Right now we use it as a Storage Bin for Reds who want to play in Fight Night....I'll friend any red to the castle for the duration of the event, so they can watch and or participate more safey -- they can run in and ban as the corner of the castle all but touches pit one. The castle also has a limited seating and somewhat EVIL looking chapel for red/negative karma weddings -- just PM me to book it.

    The Haunted Castle is a Blessed Building -- if you have ever been to the YMCA you know what I am talking about. A lot of the house deco is NOT LOCKED DOWN. It was placed by GMs and they just made it magically sticky. On the first floor in the main room is a huge wooden feast table.......its surrounded by chairs for feasters and NONE of it is locked down. Meaning I can't MOVE any of it -- not that I particularly WANT to move any it, but the main point here is -- its like trying to move chairs in an NPC store. It can not be done.

    However....it seems the chairs CAN move themselves. One of the chairs, it seems, fell DEEPLY and hopelessly in love with another of the chairs. The Love Chair has has apparently been courting the object of its desire, and a few days ago....well, my guess is the Love Chair learned a good underwear poem and it WORKED. He recited it with soulful looks and much arm stroking, and, predictably, the beloved chair GAVE IN.


    SIGH. SO Now I have a Public Pornagraphic Chair Love-In going on, which , okay, whatever, I am all for passion and adoration and ROMANCE and stuff...but...NOT IN MY FRONT PARLOR.

    And of course I have no WAY to unhumpify the chairs--they are not locked down -- they can not be UNLOCKED and/or moved. I spose if they don't wrap it up this century I will call a GM and ask him to make them behave and sit decorously side by side....Or I can just lock a book down by them explaining that they are IN LOVE and to please avert your eyes....I hate to break them up....but I also don't want the house over run with a HUGE GAGGLE of baby chairs...advice welcome.


    PS the girl in the Picture is Keke La Woot -- my GM Poisoner :)
  2. Guest

    Guest Guest

    You think it's bad with your chairs....

    You should see what happened at the Monster Shrine at the Taverna, when the Troll Statuette got rather attached to the Daemon Statuette....

    Good story Pluff.
  3. Ascension

    Ascension Guest

    Destroying something always seems to cure my ills, an axe should do the job. :D

    Pluff, on a side note, do you have ICQ or anything that I may contact you on? I have a job for Miss LaWoot
  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Have you never heard of SPRING? Its in the air, you know...

    Give them a few weeks of passion and perhaps it will subside and they will reurn to their normal state of decorum.
  5. Lady Vixen

    Lady Vixen Guest

    *goes off to fine a wedding script for chairs*
  6. Guest

    Guest Guest

    Whoa betide the person who sat in that seat that night.
  7. -Elrond-

    -Elrond- Guest

    I want my lil peon small tower to be blessed :(
  8. Guest

    Guest Guest

    The password is unhumpify. /php-bin/shared/images/icons/biggrin.gif
  9. OMG !!!

    Are they even married?

    This is horrible. It's destroying the very moral fiber of UO Sonoma.

    Hmm, wait. I think that was ruined long ago.
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    call a gm to fix them chairs :)

    i got a gm to remove a tree once. muhaha my power has no limit :)
  11. "unhumpify" - roflmao
  12. thalia

    thalia Guest

    Haha, leave it to Pluffy to post about love chairs. You just couldn't let them have their peace. Had to tabloid the issue. <giggles>

    btw, hi Pluffy, Joram, Lady Vixen, Bob and all my long lost friends.

    EDIT: In hopes of fixing my signature
    EDIT 2: Nope, didn't work. <sigh> oh well. For those who don't know, I don't play UO anymore. :( Anyway, just popped in to say hi.
  13. THALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!