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I am worried about these elves.

Discussion in 'UHall' started by siyeng0, Apr 4, 2009.

  1. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    I was walking through Heartwood the other day when I came across this NPC.

    Honestly, what is it with thaumaturgists? First we have Clainin chattering like a wisp, and now we have this (admittedly fabulous) specimen of elfhood. The entire profession should be banned.

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  2. Braen is a true naturalist. He's been into the nudism for years now....
  3. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    I must admit, it's the wand that worries me.
  4. Yeah, you probably don't want to know where it's been, or where he plans on it going....
  5. WildWobble

    WildWobble Sage
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    May 21, 2008
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    The abyss must have frozen over to see you in heartwood!!

    ELF HATER!!!
  6. Sebrina

    Sebrina Guest

    -Looks Kinky to ME!!! :danceb:
  7. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    I don't hate elves! I have nothing but love and respect for our pointy-eared friends!
  8. Sunrise

    Sunrise Guest

    Lol..The new style....Nude
  9. christy1221

    christy1221 Slightly Crazed
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    May 12, 2008
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    Well I begged him and he gave me his shirt. Not sure who got his pants. :lol:
  10. Bomb Bloke

    Bomb Bloke Lore Keeper
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Apr 26, 2008
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    There's an elf in there somewhere wearing Elven Plate.

    Frankly I wouldn't worry about it, so long as you don't run into one called Tingle.
  11. uoBuoY

    uoBuoY Guest

    Are there gold pieces tucked into his g-string?
  12. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    I'm an intrepid investigator of these matters, but please forgive me for not checking that closely.
  13. Uvtha

    Uvtha Stratics Legend
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    May 24, 2008
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    Down with elves
  14. Farsight

    Farsight Crazed Zealot
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    May 12, 2008
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    Once, in Thamaturgist camp...
  15. Rama21

    Rama21 Guest

    ROFL! This has been going on for like a year now. One or two of the Heartwood NPCs spawn nude. I saw one with a BIG staff once. :thumbsup:
  16. Legacyee

    Legacyee Guest

    Those poor guys don't get out much!
  17. Harlequin

    Harlequin Babbling Loonie
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    Jun 11, 2008
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    Elves look nothing like fairies...ermm...then again, neither does a 30 year old man with balloons tied to his back...

    "Tingle, Tingle, Kooloo-Limpah!"
  18. siyeng0

    siyeng0 Guest

    It's a shame that elves aren't fairies. We could all try to assassinate Casca by sending him nasty letters saying that we don't believe in him. It would be the most pacifistic assassination in history.
  19. The last time I was in Heartwood turning in strongbox quests I heard this guy singing:

    "Oh I'm just a gigalo,
    and everywhere I go,
    people know the part Braen's playin.
    Pay for every dance,
    selling sweet romance.
    Oooooo what they're sayin

    Bose de bose de bop, city bop.

    Ooohhhhh IiIiIiI ain't got no-body..."
  20. MorganaLeFey

    MorganaLeFey Guest

    I love your style of thinking. he he
  21. MorganaLeFey

    MorganaLeFey Guest

    Too bad he don't got the hair to match. LOL
  22. Jhym

    Jhym Guest

    They are just trying to distract you from politics. Casca hires them to do interpretive dance about his administration.


    Pretty mens... :drool:

    uh, I mean, Resist!!