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Lets Make a TOP 10 Beating a Dead Horse List

Discussion in 'UO Spiels N Rants' started by RavenWinterHawk, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. For fun.

    Lets come up with a top ten for things that have been beaten to death on the board.

    Let see.

    Tram vs. Fel. My dad can beat your dad up.

    Risk vs. Reward. There is tons of risk I just lost my 5k in insurance. What risk, I cant steal or loot anything off your body.

    just to start
  2. Kurgan

    Kurgan Guest

    Making post like this.. :)

  3. I guess someone had to say it.

    But its true.
  4. Basara

    Basara UO Forum Moderator
    Moderator Professional Governor Stratics Veteran Wiki Moderator Stratics Legend Campaign Supporter

    Jul 16, 2003
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    Retro Shards (not just pre-tram, but Pre-AOS, and other oddball ideas)

    The Superiority of SP threads
  5. Charleigh

    Charleigh Guest

    Tamers, Crafters, RP'ers "we need more stable slots!!!!".......Everyone else "no you dont!!!!"
  6. Farsight

    Farsight Crazed Zealot
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    May 12, 2008
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    Every class besides mine is unbalanced! There is a thread in the first two pages all the time condemning sampire, 4/6 chiv, archers, tamers and necromancers.

    The current event sucks! It doesn't matter if there's a current event or not, we would still get these posts.

    There's a scripter in _______! These have gotten especially annoying since the house burning, as people will report any potential scripting infraction on the stratics boards.

  7. Good ones.

    Maybe just the cry of NERF.

    So whats the common theme so far....
  8. Beerman72

    Beerman72 Visitor

    May 30, 2008
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    IM NOT HAPPY WAAAAH!!!! *nerfed*

    YAY ITS FIXED!!!!! *logs on other char*

    IM NOT HAPPY WAAAAH!!!! *nerfed*

    and these are the days of our lives....:drama:
  9. don't know where the second half of that quote came from.. All my chars including my tamer, mule, stealther etc could use a few more slots.

    1) tamer basher threads ftw!!
    2)KR sucks (no it doesnt get over it)
    3)event content
  10. HeathBar

    HeathBar Guest

    Playing a thief sucks because of (insert flavor of the week complaint here).

  11. TheScoundrelRico

    TheScoundrelRico Stratics Legend
    Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend Secret Society

    Aug 12, 2001
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    Someone was mean to me in-game *insert cry here*...la
  12. Zeke

    Zeke Slightly Crazed
    Governor Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend Knights of Terra

    May 12, 2008
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    Posts that end in ....la
  13. TheScoundrelRico

    TheScoundrelRico Stratics Legend
    Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend Secret Society

    Aug 12, 2001
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    Actually it's "...la" not "....la" ...la
  14. quotes that are wrong, case in point the above quote ;) :bdh:

  15. 1) Tram vs Fel
    2) Mean PKs
    3) Tamers and stable slots
    4) Don't nerf me!
    5) GM Suck
    6) Its not speeding its connection
    7) SP are great threads
    8) I QUIT!
    9) Thieves, thieves, thieves
    10) Anything by THP
  16. Aladaria

    Aladaria Guest

    Looking for a fair fight at Yew gate
    Looking for someone (who isn't an NPC) in fel (apart from the aformentioned Yew gate)
    Trying to get people to stop typing 'theif' (not aimed at anyone here, just a general comment)
    Telling people "you spell it f-e-l-u-c-c-a"

    Just a few I can think of :bdh: (that smiley is so wrong...)
  17. I forgot

    UO is going down hill. It will end this year. I think i heard this in 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, oh and in 99, last year and the year before.
  18. love2winalot

    love2winalot Guest


    Everything you do in the game can be considered Greifing by someone else.

    If others do not insult you on the board, then you are not posting enough.

    SA is almost done, and will be in stores soon.

    I just came back to the game, has anything changed?

    All 3rd party programs should work with UO, except the ones that can allow you to cheat.

    It is your fault that you are RED, so shut up about everything, no one cares about you.

    I have played for 10 years, and now i am bored.


  19. Nenime

    Nenime Guest

    ____ is easy as pie. I solo it hundred times a day while watching TV.

    (insert any Peerless or Doom Boss incl. Darkfather, Daemon Berserker etc.) :bdh:
  20. Nenime

    Nenime Guest

    Not enough:
    "KR sucks so much that I immediately have to puke when I look at it. The graphic is from hell. KR is the doom of ___ " (insert UO, EA, entire civilization)

    This one is also classy:
    "Why is UO so unpopular?"
    "The graphic sucks."
    "Which? 2D?"
    "Of course 2D!"
    "So why you don't give KR a try?"

    *edit* Just read the latest one on KR:
    "KR is a legal way of cheating" Delicious :)
  21. Hunters Moon

    Hunters Moon Guest

    Posters that correct others spelling for a +1 post count.....la
  22. Nenime

    Nenime Guest

  23. Sunrise

    Sunrise Guest

    Thy drama..
  24. Well ... its new! its current! its as full of crap as all the rest ...
    but the op is working it like an automaton .... so its rising like a bullet ...

    based on the old "I know better than alla you" (cause I'm a returning vet)
    with a dash of "a slap in my face" and a pinch of "the devs promised" (actually : "Risk Vs Reward is the official policy of the developers. Thats set in stone until the developers say otherwise." omg!)

    I offer up the rising star of '08 Omnius and begging for points increase BEFORE a publish is released
    I offer up (for your consideration) that as the newest and freshest "deadhorse beating"

    that beating a deadhorse ... BEFORE it is even born or breathed the air of the forums ...

    Should rank high on the list of top ten ... If not the highest.
    It has it all ... arguing from assumption and ignorance
    not shy about a little well placed arrogance and insult
    and twisted interpretations of what WAS said
    as to what was "heard/read" omg! One can almost see him reading it upside down!

    I'm not completely sure, that the race of trolls; eat their young (just the defective ones ... for genetic purity)
    BUT ... If So ...
    This one escaped that grisly fate, whether by misdirection (not me! Him! Her! I'M Your favorite! oh! look! shiney! *scoot!*)
    or swallowed whole and impervious to digestive juices ... passed on un-noticed to the dungpile, and therefrom, made 'is escape ...

    Still, follow the above linky ... and consider ...
    beating a deadhorse ... BEFORE it is even born or breathed the air of the forums ...
    IS kinda sorta "creative" ...

    Burma Shave all