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[LoL News] Corporate Mundo Get Headache, You Get Sale

Discussion in 'LoL News' started by Adiados, Jul 9, 2012.

  1. Adiados

    Adiados Sage
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    Sep 4, 2011
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    Corporate Mundo not feel so good after company retreat. Mundo take peons to favorite dive bar down street from office last night and not remember much. Lady keep asking Rammus if table want more drinks. Rammus keep saying “OK!” Now Mundo stuck with tab and hangover? Mundo angry! He wake up at desk and find peon employees laughing at embarrassing picture of Mundo on Facebook. MUNDO HATE BEING TAGGED IN PICTURES. Also where Mundo’s pants?

    INTERN-SLAVE! Bring Mundo fizzy water in glass for headache. Mundo saw that work in movie.

    Mundo have great idea! Mundo also have embarrassing pictures of peons on Corporate Mundo camera phone! Mundo know how to use social media Internets too. Humiliate peons with stupid stories and give you discount! That teach idiots to tag photos of angry boss!

    • Volibear is bear. You think bear could drink, but bear lightweight. HAD TO PUT BEAR ON BUS! You take bus bear for 487 RP.
    • LeBlanc dance with Corporate Mundo last night. Mundo think coworker LeBlanc good employee, but dance embarrassing. Mundo put on Internets and make fortune when video go viral. Get for 487 RP.
    • Teemo always move quick and beat Mundo to front of bar line. Mundo no like waiting! You take for 292 RP.


    • Full Machine Viktor not allowed in most establishments when out with peon coworkers. Now he in impound lot with cars. HA HA CAR-MAN. NOW YOU ON SALE. Tow away for 487 RP.
    • Tango Twisted Fate think he ladies’ man. NO. Rose not fooling anyone and not as good dancer as Corporate Mundo. Get mediocre dancer for 487 RP.
    • Bird of Prey Anivia say she fly south for winter. IT NOT WINTER HERE! Bird lie to get out of Corporate Mundo Corporate Embarrassing Entrapment night. Mundo give you bird for 260 RP.


    Act fast, cash bags. This sale go from June 7 to June 10 or until Mundo pay off bar tab. Mundo have big bar tab. If you see bird Anivia, tell bird that Mundo say she fired!

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