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[LoL News] Mundo Hire New Help to Announce Skins and Champions Sale

Discussion in 'LoL News' started by Adiados, Jun 28, 2012.

  1. Adiados

    Adiados Sage
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    (Corporate Mundo hate talking to customers, so he breaking in new spokes-peons to help him with skins and champions sale. Each week, he test new potential spokes-peon. Then he lock peon in office and make him push skins and champions sales. First up, Blast Zone Heimerdinger. Dance for cash bags, Heimerdinger!)

    No, don't beat me! I… oh, hello! I apologize for my appearance. During my installation of Corporate Mundo's new massage chair this morning, I triggered an unfortunate thermal-based reaction. While attempting to recalibrate the chair's transinductive hypercolligulator, I'm afraid I miscalculated the exhaust vector. As a result, Mundo's office now smells like a cut-rate smokehouse and the pain in my own form is… let's see, what's the word…? Oh yes: excruciating.

    Before I hobble off to the medical kiosk, I wish to point out a number of discounted skins and champions. If you purchase them, Mundo promises to use the proceeds for the creation of The Heimerdinger Hospital Ward for Unforeseen Experimentation Malfunctions. Please donate generously; Mundocare can't begin to cover all of my bills!

    • Lulu has perfected the art of whimsy, which sadly makes her a competitor for my recently patented Whimsy-O-Matic 3000. Purchase her for only 487 RP.
    • Malzahar has shared some fascinating notions of void energy and its potential for turning household appliances into fully functional Armageddon engines. I'm intrigued by the possibilities, but am still willing to give him to you for 487 RP.
    • Shyvana's experience with all things flammable should ultimately be able to solve the heat disbursement issue that gave my skin its current smoky texture. She'll be finished soon and you can buy her now for 487 RP.


    • Apocalyptic Brand clearly experiences none of the excessive temperature problems currently plaguing my experiments. I must get rid of him before the next fundraisers' meeting! Take him away for 487 RP.
    • Dynasty Ahri cannot hope to match my incredible intellect, despite her schoolgirl uniform. You can have her for 487 RP.
    • Samurai Yi has adopted a slightly more retroactive approach to technology. Bah! He's available for 260 RP.


    The sale runs from June 29 through July 2. And now, if you'll excuse me, the probability of my continued existence is rapidly approaching zero…

    (Mundo back. You like Heimerdinger? Let Mundo know in comments below. You want another spokesperson? You tell Mundo who, then he beat them up and drag them here. It Mundo's way of giving back!)

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