One night I dreamed a dream. I was walking along the beach with EA Lee . Across the dark sky flashed scenes from my sim life. For each scene, I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand, one belonging to me and the other To Lee. When the last scene of my sim life shot before me I looked back at the footprints in the sand. There was only one set of footprints. I realized that this was at the laggiest and buggy times of my sim life. This always bothered me and I questioned EA Lee about my dilemma. "Lee, You told me when I decided to subscribe to EA Land , You would walk and talk with me all the way. But I'm aware that during the most troublesome times of my sim life there is only one set of footprints. I just don't understand why, when I need You most, You leave me." He whispered, " Who the hell do I look like? Jesus Christ? quit leaning on me and play the freakin game, for the love of God. Do I really have to hold your hand every step of the way?