when someone makes you real mad, like really really mad, its always best to act like its nothing, then do an awesome and creative revenge prank. These are my favorites: leave them an 'upper deck'. thats when you poop in the top tank of their toilet. when they're away, take a picture of you brushing your butt-hole with their tooth brush with a Polaroid camera, and put the picture somewhere they won't find it for a while. my favorite place is in a box of cereal. one time these girls wanted us to come get drunk with them at their house, but then they were really rude to my friend and made fun of his fatness, so right before we left, I pooped in the bathroom sink. Putting a fish or a turd in the heating/cooling vent is always good. especially when you do it deep. ceiling fans are great. lots of great pranks surrounding the ol ceiling fan. simply piling a bunch of flower, laundry soap or coffee is funny, even when i did it to my brother the other month, but for more bitter enemies, use a whole lot of their kitty's turds from their litter box. Never done this one, but I thought of it one night and thought, man, I almost HOPE somebody ****s me over bad enough to warrant this. You take a lightbulb, and break the glass, so yr left with just filaments. now tape the fuse of a HUGE roll of black-cats to the filament. Even if its light enough to see the huge strip of firecrackers hanging from the ceiling, they'll still turn the light on. The microwave is another righteous prank tool. plenty of funny things to do with a microwave, especially when its poop. take a series of digital photos of yourself (or your fattest hairiest friend) taking a cigarette from your victim's pack, and then smoking it from their butt-hole. This can, and should be done. I've even seen a smoke fart into their box of cereal. put the cigarette back, and email them the pictures in about three days. cameras and buttholes are a pandora's box for good pranks. A guy can really express himself with just these two medias. anyone got anything?