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new shard limerick contest

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by Touzoko, Apr 7, 2009.

  1. Touzoko

    Touzoko Certifiable
    Stratics Veteran

    Dec 7, 2008
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    Topic of limerick- Mo-gluk, or else any stinky orc.

    This ones' start- please forgive, this one lacks rhyming skills....

    There once was an orc named Mo-gluk
    whose character ran out of luck.
    Now he is a she,
    by name Ms. Sophie,
    (this one feels he'd better duck!).

    or perhaps...
    I once knew two orc brothers foul
    in jest one made the o'r howl.
    He made his bro a dandy,
    a foppish pale panzie
    the memory still causes a scowl.

    Looking for suggestions for suitable prize for victorious orc poet.

    What would be suitable prize for nenowned orc limerick maker who wins?
  2. Critical Gaming

    Critical Gaming Lore Master
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    Mar 5, 2009
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    there was a boy named fred
    he had a big fat head
    he picked his nose and had furry toes
    and his hair was really red