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[News]Bakers Dozen Recap!

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Chesapeake News, Jan 13, 2011.

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    Bakers Dozen

    The realm ventured to Jhelom this past week to seek out the famed Baker Fredrick Thomas in hopes to learning the secret to the recipe to the sought after Mesanna Cream Pie. Fredrick greeting his visitors eagerly explain the ins and out of perfect pie making in his custom kitchen.


    Spouting out ingredients and various mixtures to the crowd in attendance Thomas soon would realize his eagerness nearly cost those around him thier lives as he mistakenly added Waaaaaayy too much fast acting creaming agent to his current batch brewing in the bakery! Soon after beasts never before seen in the realm began to rise like loaves of evil bread devouring those around them in a fury of sweet creamy havoc!


    The battle was hard fought as they seemed to pop up so quickly as if they were thrown from a toaster! The crowd battled the ferocious beasts until they stood victorious.



    As the coast now layed clear the crowd sought out Fredrick to ensure he would not mismeasure his recipe again! Some in fact even attempted to apprehend the baker for his mistake made that evening. They pursued the baker round and round, however the baker was too fast perhaps even slippery to be caught that eve!



    The Baker soon made his final move slipping away hastily into the night as the crowd bewildered searched further for the now missing baker. Upon further research, official reports suggest Thomas is being hidden in the player city of Zedland. To what reason the city would offer safe harbor to the baker from the angry mob is yet unknown. Perhaps something else is about to be cooking....... I shall visit the city of Zedland in the coming days to perhaps see for myself..