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[NEWS] Britianian Fried Chicken to Recieve a Large Donation of Livestock...

Discussion in 'UO Legends' started by a Rabid Chipmunk, Nov 22, 2010.

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    Last night was Legends monthly Battle Chicken tournament, and while there were some faces missing we were also pleased to welcome a few new faces to the crowd.

    Right off the bat, the crowd could tell that there was something unusual about tonights fights... it wasnt until the end of the night however that we discovered exactly what that was. The first few round of fighting flew by, the chickens seemed to sense something was amiss and were dealing some huge hits to each other.

    When the last bout was called, Sis Draper and Hunter S Tompson entered the arena. One "early withdrawl" and two restarts later... Legends had its first TKO!

    Sis Draper's battle chicken Bazooka, would no respond to orders at all, every manner of coaxing was tried, and nothing would provoke the little guy to battle. So EM Helios and EM Ikaris were forced to call a TKO, making Hunter S Tompson this month's Battle Chicken Tournament winner!

    Shortly before the TKO was called
    <img src="http://uo.stratics.com/newspics/legends/cf1.jpg" width="580" height="478">

    This however was NOT the end of the night, after prizes were awarded, there was not a single battle chicken in the arena that would follow commands. Is this the work of some unseen evil tryin to disrupt the fun, or have our battle chicken simply gone on strike for more feed and less training?

    A spokesman for BFC said the company would gladly accept donations of uncooperative livestock... (something to think about you chickens)

    <img src="http://uo.stratics.com/newspics/legends/kfc2.jpg" width="188" height="132">
    (crispy fried battle chicken... Mmmmmm!)

    <img src="http://uo.stratics.com/shard/reporter_graphics/ruleln_3redlines.gif">​
  2. DevilsOwn

    DevilsOwn Stratics Legend
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    Oct 27, 2003
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    poor Zooks :sad3:

    Draper was fussing and fuming when she got home that night... he may very well be in the hands of some wild-eyed chef as we speak