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[NEWS] Reporting from Inside the Cage Tatania Karthina (PxP)

Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by Merik, Jan 18, 2010.

  1. Merik

    Merik Guest

    Reporting from Inside the Cage Tatania Karthina
    Luna Bank, Malas


    Justine de Fargo smuggled this report to Merik from Tatania Karthina.
    Justine was spotted by Lady Jessica. However, if Justines past history
    is any indication of what she is capable of. Justine should give Jessica
    a run for her money should she attempt to track her.

    How in the world do you fit in there?
    It's not too bad, but I would like to stretch out good.

    Are you able to eat?
    When people have given me food. I have a few bananas
    and raw meat and cider... Thank goodness I have cider

    Can you hear what anyone else is saying?
    Sometimes I can, sometimes I can't

    Is it cramped in there?
    Yeah it is a little bit..... hurry and get me out please

    How do you take a bath?
    I can't take a bath... I hope the cage don't stink.

    Is it like being a genie in a bottle?
    Except I can't grant wishes out get out, even 3 times a day

    Should I try to rub it and see if you poof out?
    See if you can scratch my back instead I can't reach it.

    If I shake it like this does that hurt? *Shakes*
    Don't!! Don't ow that hurts!

    What if I spin it? Do you get dizzy? *Spins*
    I just had cider and if I ...yuck! Now look at me and I can't bathe

    So do you swear on all the virtues that you will be my slave
    when you get out of this cage?

    No I do not!

    What? No?
    *Shakes cage*

    How about now?
    No! Be nice!

    No still?
    No No No!

    *Spins* la la la *Spins* la la la
    (Twenty minutes of nonstop spinning later)

    Your answer?

  2. asamdan

    asamdan Adventurer
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    May 12, 2005
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    Hang in there Tat .... we are coming to rescue all of you. Be patient while we try and find this secret cave. Jessica will not win....stay safe.
  3. Tatania Karthina

    Tatania Karthina Journeyman
    Stratics Veteran

    Oct 18, 2005
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    It's so nice to be free and clean again after the cage spinning thing! *eyes the reporter*

    Thank you all who partisipated in the big event and saved all us hostages!!
  4. Gunga_Din

    Gunga_Din Guest

    I was trying to get some goblins back in the cages but I couldnt loot one of the empty ones. You goblins are lucky :)