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[News] Sara & JINX's New Museum Now Open!

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Brytt, Jun 12, 2010.

  1. Brytt

    Brytt Seasoned Veteran
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    Mar 16, 2004
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    Last night, citizens gathered for "ooh"ing, "aah"ing, and more than one kind of helping of pie as Sara and JINX unveiled the long awaited New Museum and Vendor House in Luna. EM Crysania made an appearance, and did her fair share of "ooh"ing.

    Visitors for the grand opening were treated to pies and ale but an unexpected provocation resulted in a museum-wide pie-throwing fight! It's not every day that you're treated to being able to see items virtually impossible to see anywhere else, and certainly not every day you do so while trying to dodge flying custard. Fortunately, only a handful of museum artifacts were broken during the fight, and none of value.

    The first floor contains book and tavern rares, as well as a rune library and the house teleporter to the Abyss:


    The museum's second floor:


    A much more darkly themed third floor:


    And the roof!


    But, hold... who was this with pie in her face? Not refined, distinguished EM Crysania... Whose righteous retribution might she have provoked that knocked her to the ground and left her picking crust out of her hair?

    *pauses, momentarily afflicted with writer's block*

    Citizens! Be sure to stop by Sara and JINX's New Museum and Vendor Mall in Luna. Here is an extremely short, random list of some of the unique things you'll see! Be sure to note the Minstrel's Harp, which may make many a bard envious, for there are only three known remaining in existence (Seppo's doesn't count!).


    A Shard of the Gem of Immortality
    A Minstrel's Harp
    Cotton Spun from Bits of Santa's Scruffy Beard
    A Knitting
    Daemonic Pain Needles
    Grim Warning
    A Dragon Egg
    Goblin Finger Paints
    Goblin Paint Spill
    Goblin Oil
    Goblin Bedroll
    Ghost Ship Anchor
    Essence of Empowerment
    Essence of Destiny
    Essence of Divinity
    Essence of Renewal
    Yatterberry Bush
    Death Vortex
    Void Core
    Tear of Sacrifice
    Ettin eyeballs
    Crude Corroded Manacles
    A Diseased Seed


    Nest with Eggs
    Sugar Apple
    Jawbreaker Gum
    Naughty Switches
    Figgy Pudding
    Lemon Fudge
    Lemon Lime
    Basin of Crystal Clear Water
    Cave Dweller Fur Robe
    Arachnid Libram
    A Blackrock Engineer's Toolbox
    Moonberry Rose
    A Brief collection of Fictitious Works Related to Ter Mur
    Irish Dancing Shoes
    Golden Brew Tavern's Pumpkin Wine
    Yule log
    Calm "...before the storm"
    Ornithologist's Map
    Deed to a Green Tent
    Deed to a Blue Tent
    Legu Ryi the Malevolent Demonic Claws
    A petal from the Golden Lotus of Heaven
    I Died Multiple Times on Baja and All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt!


    Thankye, Sara and Jinx for creating such a marvelous public service building!
  2. quig

    quig Guest

    Cool museum! What are all the numbered books outside for?
  3. UltimatePower

    UltimatePower Lore Keeper
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    Feb 8, 2006
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    Those are where vendors are gonna be, 58 spots.
  4. Sarsmi

    Sarsmi Grand Poobah
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    Apr 25, 2001
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    Wow, awesome! You guys did tons of work, it looks great. And I like to think I did my part, by being too *ahem* lazy to camp in fel for months now. =)
  5. RawHeadRex

    RawHeadRex Slightly Crazed
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    Jan 6, 2010
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    that's no pie, thats' a uo halo :)