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[News]Town Guards Transformed!

Discussion in 'UO Baja' started by Baja News, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. Baja News

    Baja News Guest

    On the evening of April 1, 2010, three of the Town Guards, Guard Leithia, Guard Ric Flair, and Guard Alfred, requested to speak with their lead Garrison officer, Corporal Brackus. As the three gathered before the Corporal, they were transformed into goblins!


    Not only were the guards physically transformed, they behaved like goblins, too, and began hugging the guardy, splashing finger paints around and unraveling the befuddled Corporal's uniform cloak.


    A bit later, when the three guards regained their senses (and physical appearance), they realized they were inside the Yattering's tree house.


    Once they found the exit, the guards again gathered around the Corporal, trying to find out what had just happened to them -- mentioning the possibility the rotworm stew they had consumed for lunch might have been 'bad'. (Like rotworm stew is ever good?)





    Ultimately, Guard Ric Flair, had to fess up ... the guards had pulled an April Fool's trick on their Corporal!


  2. SuperKen

    SuperKen Slightly Crazed
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    May 22, 2008
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    Good stuff.

    So would the transformed guards no longer be suspectible to bacon traps?
  3. Hand

    Hand Guest

    Bok! As long as it this did not involve my chicken brethren, I am not concerned... *shakes head at silly humans*