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Discussion in 'UHall' started by Millie, Aug 20, 2008.
Lol..Ok thats a good one. Keep it up LOL
Nothing like a +5 greater torch.
Well here is my submission for a little laugh... I took this screen shot a loooooooooooong time ago... lol
Omg lol, now they are having to patch the grass..
ok Here we go for this fine new day. This is from Ed Beard Jr. and the name of it is " Lunch with a Toothpick"
Paladin on the half-shell!
This one I like. Finally find out what the Luna Lance is good for.
Oh I thought the lance was turned around to add in some "green" so he could smoke off his over-filled belly.
Paladins make greater dragons fat. News at 11!
Hey think of it this way..lucky knight..he got it before he said I do.
I'm going to be gone tomorrow, so heres your Funny Early..
.. to bad it' more ture than funny
This has little to do with uo but it still made me Laugh, So I'm going to share it with you all.
The wisdom of Larry the cable guy......
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.[/FONT]
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
Now that thar is funny.
I don't care who ya are.
Git 'er done!
Lol! Now that is great right thar!
LOl..Thanks Millie..Great laugh! LoL...
The only thing faster than the speed of light..is gossip...
That made me snicker