A poster found on tavern walls across Britannia... OPERATION K.L.O.M.P. (Killing Lots Of Monsters for Peace) What is Operation K.L.O.M.P.? Operation K.L.O.M.P. is an alliance of right-thinking adventurers, united in opposition to our new King Blackthorn's disastrous policy of peace with the lesser, monstrous races. Oh, so you're just like those evil Humanists then? Not at all. While the foolish humanists count themselves enemies of the elves and gargoyles, noble races whose presence has enriched Britannia, Operation K.L.O.M.P. is fully accepting of these enlightened peoples. Instead we reserve our ire solely for the monstrous races; orcs, ratmen, and the like, who have ever been a scourge upon all of us. What does Operation K.L.O.M.P. do? What is that picture up top? In it's first-ever sortie, adventurers working together under the banner of K.L.O.M.P. shelled via cannonfire and then burned the Cove Orc Fort, inflicting ruinous damage upon the foul denizens and reminding them that there shall be no peace with Britannia, regardless of what the new King believes. What will that accomplish? Currently our new King seems myopically interested in pursuing his hopeless pet project of kissing up to monsters, even as Britannia continues to riot and burn around him. It is the hope of K.L.O.M.P. to present him with the abject failure of this policy as a fait accomplis, leaving him with no choice but to focus his efforts on more worthy pursuits. That sounds great. How do I join? K.L.O.M.P. will be an ongoing operation with further missions in the future. (Ice Dungeon ratman fort, we're looking at you!) Announcements will be posted throughout the kingdom when a date and time is chosen, detailing how those who wish to offer aid may contact us. Death to the unworthy! Lord N.