Background: In the area I live there is a groundskeeper/maintenance man.. he plows when it snows.. mowes grass in common areas. Shovels walks.. And does odd jobs for anyone thats asks for almost no pay. His name is Shawn. So about 6 weeks back Shawn comes to my house and tells me.. somebody down the way abandoned 2 fish and a little orange kitten. Crib is being re-posessed blah blah blah. He mentions fish will be flushed.. and animal control will be there later to take the cat and euthanize it according to state law. (strays or animals without documentation are automatically executed here in Colorado). Well I musta been stoned but I went there with Shawn and took both fish and the kitten back to my house. the fish were both basically colorless, starved to bones.. and swimming in less than two inches of water. the kitten was scared, lonely, starved and dehydrated.. he had drunk the toilet dry before Shawn found him. So Shawn and myself hustle the trio back to my house cause like I said I was drunk and stoned. Current Day: Six weeks later.. Fish have new tanks.. two. One was a Beta and one was a Koi .. so no mixing them. But no worries I kinda like the way the fishtanks fit in with my trees and fountain. HOWEVER!! Gargles (as we named him) After about a week started giving Mrs. Speckleworth (My owner) grief.. he wanted to play chase.. wrestle.. and practice coitus.. Mrs. Speckleworth.. being eight and a half years old.. set in her ways.. and used to our mutually enjoyed solitude.. well lets just say : Objected. So off Gargles went to the vet.. I'm trying to find him a home so I figured hey.. Vet checkup.. Shots.. and neutering, easier to find him a home with all that documented and paid for right? Nobodies adopted him yet. He chews on my plants.. unrolls my toilet paper.. empties my trash cans.. gnaws on my shoes.. He STILL wants to play chase and wrestle with my boss. (at least he's not trying to mount her anymore, she almost killed him the first time).. I'm no longer allowed to stack coins on the coffee table. In fact almost nothing is allowed on the coffee table. This all started with me (in an altered state) thinking I was being the GOOD person and SAVING an innocent. I'm cursed.. The saying "No Good Deed goes Unpunished" must have my picture next to it. Maybe someone here will take him.. Uploaded with ImageShack.us P.S. Yes I'll cover his plane ticket!