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[PHP] *NEW* Draconi When Down to Luna

Discussion in 'UO Legends' started by Tovladian Soltyr, Sep 19, 2009.

  1. Draconi Went Down to Luna
    (A Poetic Harlequin Parody based on Charlie Daniels – Devil Went Down to Goergia)
    Created: 9-19-09

    Well Draconi went down to Luna, He was looking to make people squeal.
    Looking to unwind, bored out of his mind: Was just out seeking a thrill.
    He was there watching bank sitters chat'n, sell'n, and what not.
    Appeared with fire and flare and said “Boys and Gals I'm about to make it HOT!”
    “I bet you didn't know it, but here in just a few”
    “I'm going to summon lots ah critters to make ya'll black and blue”
    “Hope you got enough insurance coins cause you're about to go through a few”
    “If you happen kill'em, heck even stay alive, I may just have a reward for you.”
    He went on to say, “My name's Draconi, you're about to see me grin”
    “Cause all these critters are hungry and it's time for the fun to begin!”

    Players better be prepared it's time to protect your shard.
    Cos' Fel's broke loose in Luna and Draconi's laugh'n hard.
    He'll be watching you use up all your insurance gold
    Laughing at you being a gray screen soul!

    Draconi spawned creatures unseen saying: “Yeah it's time to go!”
    Fire sprouted all over Luna as creatures began to show.
    He summon frightening creatures that's sure to make you ****.
    You know you're bound to die when Draconi's in a mood like this.
    When everything was summoned, Draconi said: “Ya'll have'n fun?”
    “Cause I got more in me then that, just sit tight, I'm pretty far from done”

    Weird Monsters in Luna ya'll better run.
    Draconi's have'n a blast, have'n some fun.
    Dieing everywhere, taking your hard earned dough.
    “Draconi this is friggen tight!”
    “As if I didn't know?”

    Draconi knew that these players couldn't take the heat.
    Watching all the bodies form'n down below his feet.
    Draconi Said: “Man this is fun I'll have to be sure to do it again.”
    “Cause have'n this much god dang fun should be labeled as a sin!”

    And there are weird Monsters in Luna ya'll better run.
    Draconi's have'n a blast, have'n some fun.
    Dieing everywhere, taking your hard earned dough.
    “Draconi this is friggen tight!.”
    “As if I didn't know?”

    Let me know what you all think of it :p got bored and figured I'd make a new parody.
  2. Uriah Heep

    Uriah Heep Grand Poobah
    Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend

    May 26, 2008
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    Nice one!! LOL

    Hope Draconi sees it :p:thumbup:
  3. DevilsOwn

    DevilsOwn Stratics Legend
    Governor Stratics Veteran Alumni Stratics Legend

    Oct 27, 2003
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    thanks Tov!!:thumbsup:
  4. alaina123

    alaina123 Guest

    That was pretty good. I liked that. very well done
  5. TMC Crowley

    TMC Crowley Seasoned Veteran
    Stratics Veteran

    Apr 26, 2009
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    I give that :thumbup: