(to the tune of London Calling by The Clash) (Andrew starts hammering out jabbing guitar riffs, Inu is on drums. Prince Caspian (with spiked hair) takes the mic) MOONGLOW CALLING In the shards and facets Its all out war, so place your bets MOONGLOW CALLING Out of the dark alleys So come gate in, you tamers and pallys MOONGLOW CALLING It's pixelcrack stuff! Phony shadowlords have had enough. MOONGLOW CALLING See we ain't got no swing! Except that scythe, with the beserker thing... Patches are coming Fallen warriors closing in! Blackrock infected Bank balance getting thin Fetid Essence is coming But I have no fear Cuz Moonglow is drownin' and I.... have a full quiver! MOONGLOW CALLING Now theres trouble in Tram Cove Forget it brother, we'll leave Fel alone! MOONGLOW CALLING To the Vanguards of Death You can get an arty drop, but dont hold your breath. MOONGLOW CALLING And I don't mean to shout.... But the weekend is here and that patch isn't out. MOONGLOW CALLING See we ain't got no update! But Jeremy says no, so I guess we'll wait. Spring Cleaning is coming Pixelcrack for turning in! Barding and beehives Christmas payout's pretty thin More turnings coming But I have no regrets Cuz hoarding pays off and I.... Have tons of nets!