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Seppo Baby

Discussion in 'The Hooded Crow Inn [Fiction]' started by Magdalena Chef, Dec 14, 2011.

  1. Magdalena Chef

    Magdalena Chef Journeyman
    Stratics Veteran

    Mar 6, 2009
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    (For posterity...*snickers*)

    Hailers! It's that time of year again! Everyone sing along! *kiss kiss*

    Seppo, baby, slip a rare pelt under the tree
    For me.
    Been an awful good girl, Seppo baby,
    So hurry down the chimney tonight.

    Seppo, baby, a diamond-collared unicorn, too —
    Light blue!
    I'll wait up for thee, dear Seppo baby
    So hurry down my chimney tonight. (*winks*)

    Think of all the fun I've missed.
    Think of all the Dread Lords that I haven't kissed.
    Next year I could be oh soooooooooooo good
    If thou'd just check my Yuletide list


    Seppo, honey,want Minoc and well, really that's -- not a lot
    Been an angel all year, Seppo baby.
    So hurry down my chimney tonight.

    Seppo, honey, there's one thing that I really do need — the deed
    To a Castle all mine, Seppo baby,
    So hurry down my chimney tonight.

    Come and trim my Yuletide tree
    With gems and gold and every fabulosity.
    I really do believe in thee.
    Let's see if thou believes in me (*blows kiss*)

    Seppo, baby, forgot to mention one little thing — a ring
    Blessed, of course, all my own, Seppo baby
    So hurry down the chimney tonight.