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Shadowlordian Rhapsody

Discussion in 'UO Catskills' started by Norrar, Jun 4, 2008.

  1. Norrar

    Norrar Lore Master
    Governor Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    May 25, 2008
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    Can ye all tell me wha' ye think of dis? (i was bored and listening to Bohemian Rhapsody, it just sorta happened)

    Is this the real ‘glow-
    Is it just fantasy-
    Caught in a rift now-
    No escape from the zone I see-
    Open your pack, loot through the corpses and see-
    I’m just a poor boy, looking for some RP
    Because im easy die, easy go
    Casting high, healing low
    Anyway the spawn goes, doesn’t really matter to me, to me

    Dev team, just killed us all,
    Put a wisp against my guy,
    Now on the ground I doth lie,
    Devs, the event has just begun
    But now ive got to turn and run away,
    Devs ooo,
    Didn’t mean to make you cry
    If im not back for the spawn tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on, this loot doesn’t really matter

    Too late, my death has come
    A Flamestrike down my spine
    Heals failin all the time
    Goodbye everybody, ive got to rez
    Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
    Devs “oOooOOoO”-
    I don’t wanna die
    Id sometimes wish id never came here at all

    I see a little ghost of a new guildie
    In Mani, In Mani please oh please heal me
    E-Bolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
    Scenarios, Scenarios,
    Scenarios, Scenarios
    Scenarios, LAMO-terrible…-
    But Im just a new guy and nobody knows me-
    Hes just a new guy from a new shard you see-
    Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
    Easy spawn easy kill-,will you let me go-
    ROFL! no-,we will not let you go-let him go-
    ROFL! we will not let you go-let him go
    ROFL! we will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go-let me go
    Will not let you go let me go
    Jeremy ,Jeremy,Jeremy let me go-
    Draconi has a devil put aside for me,for me,for me-

    So you think you can trick us and spit in our eyes-
    So you think you can res an then leave us to die?-
    Oh devs-cant do this to me devs-
    Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

    Nothing really matters,
    As we all can see,
    Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

    Any way the spawn goes....
  2. Bob_the_fart_guy

    Bob_the_fart_guy Slightly Crazed
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Nov 26, 2005
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    hehe, nice. Would be good to take it to a RP player run event sometime. ^.^
  3. Very clever! While I was cashing in my brother's cursed artifacts in Britain, I overheard a bard singing something along the same lines.

    If I die here tomorrow
    Would you still resurrect me?
    For I must be raising skills, now
    'cause I'm a young, scared, helpless wimpy newbie.

    But if I stayed here in Britain
    My stats would be below ten
    I've got to go and explore Trammel
    So I can be a master mage
    Whoaaaa, so I can be a master mage!!

    He started to launch into another verse, but I hit the poor sad fellow over the head and took the few copper shillings he'd been given by people who felt sorry for him.

    Hey, they're worth points at the guard shack by the castle, and after that nonsense, he owed me anyway.

    [Blackrock Infected]
  4. Bob_the_fart_guy

    Bob_the_fart_guy Slightly Crazed
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    Nov 26, 2005
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    Skinert!!! Wooooo-Whoooo! Lynard Skynard rocks, sweet! hehe.