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The Outhouse is sold

Discussion in 'UO Spiels N Rants' started by Trebr Drab, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. Trebr Drab

    Trebr Drab Guest

    Hey, all I could afford what with not being a powergamer, a cheater, or a player who buys through the RMT market.

    Sold it to the mongbat brothers, Ga'Spit and Gr'Spat. They also bought my most prized possession, the infamous "Can-a-Worms". (They opened it. Be afraid, be very afraid.)

    I donated my entire life's savings of 243 GP to the "little Mothers of Pharmers Home for the Time Well Spent" co-op.

    So, no, you can't have my stuff. It's junk anyways.

    I had many memorable times in UO, for which I am grateful.

    -There were the times in Felucca that I was ganked and robbed of my worldly possessions by PKers. So many I can't recall the vast majority. It was an honor to serve you all.

    -There were the times when I was heavily into the RP of Yew, with one of the largest RP communities ever to grace the MMORPG scene. The events put on by the GMs focused around us, and I as the Judge and Magistrate of Yew did my part to the best of my ability. Dying at all those attacks, over and over again, and having one particular player take such an interest in the contents on my corpse was a satisfying experience. When he finally broke me to the point that I had no gold left, and a mere 10 of each reg left to rebuild with....well, I felt I had accomplished something there.

    -There was the time when Trammel came about, and we excitedly watched as kill stealers and loot robbers with Dragons and poisoned blades and the best of shiny gear showed us the valiant ways of the virtues.

    Ahh, but enough of my wistful memories. I haven't really pulled the plug yet anyways.

    (Dennar, this isn't a mockery of you, just a post about not being a powergamer.)
  2. Draxous

    Draxous Grand Poobah
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Feb 3, 2004
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    lol, good show!
  3. GarthGrey

    GarthGrey Grand Inquisitor
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Mar 18, 2003
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    Of course it was a mockery of Dennar, otherwise you would have picked a better title. So long, good riddance, yadda yadda, at least now I won't have to ponder over the pronunciation of your username now...
  4. Trebr Drab

    Trebr Drab Guest

    You've got to be kidding me. If I had wanted to mock Dennar, why would I go to the extra to make sure he understood I wasn't?
    You have a serious lack of funny bone. That's caused by a vitamin deficiency. Drink more beer.
  5. Doomsday Dragon

    Doomsday Dragon Visitor

    Jun 11, 2008
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    I enjoyed this :p