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(Player News) The Perilous Inquirer - 24th Issue

Discussion in 'UO Siege Perilous' started by DeadBob, Dec 13, 2013.

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    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 24th Issue
    Friday the 13th, December, 2013

    Institutes Controversial "Stop & Kiss" Program
    When asked, "WTF?" Diablo muhaha'd, "Shadowlords have a duty to prevent Holiday Cheer during the Season and this will do it."

    Katt's guild, December 21st at 3pm EST. Expect to see little elves giving out presents, a Santa Trade, a Christmas Poem Contest, Snowball & Fire Fight - and lots more!

    Surprise your guests with hors d'oeuvres of field mice drowned in skim milk. Make it a party game with live field mice.

    - by RueTor
    Edward Teach: "I chose this name because i was intrigued by Black Beards history. For example I read he didn't have to kill one person when it came to taking control of a ship, they all agreed and basically volunteered to follow his command. Whether it was due to his intimidating look or his fierce reputation as a ravenous pirate no one will know, but it gives you the opportunity for your imagination to run wild in curiosity...."
    Hattori Hanzo: "I wanted to be a samurai here. In my research, Hattori Hanzo stood out, a legendary 16th century samurai ninja who embodied samurai lore. I wanted to be known as honorable and honest, with loyalty to those I befriended. I was dying so much at the time, I decided to become a stealth ninja. That lead to the stealth tamer Hattori Hanzo I am known for on the shard."
    Lorddog: "I started playing with Ultima 2 and upwards and akalebeth (ultima 1). I was very impressed with the handle 'Lord British' so I used my name the same. I used Lord Doug, but the game only allowed 7 characters for the name so I shortened it to lorddog and have used this as my handle ever since. I started Ultima Online from the start and Siege when it opened I moved there and only play there ever since."

    <Shoves iPhone down back of pants> "Spy on that, NSA!"
    - Dionysis

    - Kattasrophe & DeadBob
    Construction has begun on the Siege Hall Of Players (HOP.) ANY Siege player may be exhibited in the Hall Of Players, Just drop your named item(s) &/or a book in the Hall's mailbox once it is open & they will be used to make your exhibit.
    To see a Hall Of Players, visit Atlantic and ask for directions on Chat. The Atlantic Hall exhibits over 350 players, including deceased UO players that their friends want to remember. The HOP is a meaningful and effective way to honor some of the many players who have made UO the longest running MMO in history.
    Support the Siege Perilous Hall Of Players. Ask Kattasrophe, Victoria or Vladimir for details.

    The Perilous Inquirer
    Vol. 1, 24th Issue
    3rd house on left out the Luna south gate.
    News & Booze! Free current issues are on the "News" steward. Free named liquors are on the "Booze" steward. Back copies are free on the shop named, "Siege Droppings."
    Submission guidelines are posted on the bulletin board.
    Reporter: Kattasrophe
    Onomatologist: Rue Tor
    Contributors: Edward Teach, Hattori Hanzo, Lorddog, Dionysis
    Deliveries: Doug The Fugitive
    Published by the ROFLTimes.com

    ~sine die~
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