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This event aint fair! -Code review-

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Prince Caspian, May 14, 2008.

  1. Private UOEventFeedback(void)
    While (surplus_stupid_pixelcrack_item) != whats_comin_to_me
    gosub whine("This isn't fair. I am never gonna get " & surplus_stupid_pixelcrack_item & " and it's all because of " & scapegoat());
    gosub whine("These items are spawning too much! Turn it down, devs!")

    Private Scapegoat() as string
    dim x as string
    Case 1: x="Stupid Tamers"
    Case 2: x="Griefers"
    Case 3: x="Prince Caspian"
    Case 4: x="The Ghost of Burl Ives"
    Case 5: x="Prince Caspian"
    Case 6: x="Legacy Code"
    Case 7: x="Poor Playtesting"
    Case 8: x="Windows"
    return x
  2. Kiminality

    Kiminality Guest

    No indenting?:eek:
  3. My TAB key is in the shop.
  4. Bubbles

    Bubbles Guest

    This looks like something that needs to be sent in a private message to a dev of some sort, to much "jibber jabber" :)
  5. Ben Dover

    Ben Dover Guest

    LMFAO !!!! AMEN Brother! Funniest thing I have read on stratics in a long time. Why is it that stratics seems to be filled with a whole crap-load of whining little pansies? Good stuff man good stuff!
  6. Jafanarae

    Jafanarae Guest

    Love it!

    Also, it has made me realise I really should be blaming you more often for missing out on my pixel crack fix. ;)
  7. Nine Dark Moons

    Nine Dark Moons Certifiable
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Dec 7, 2006
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    ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa!!! that's awesome :D
  8. Ummm, "The ghost of Burl Ives"? whew!

    Good stuff, man ...
  9. Funny!

    You forget the routine to obsessive collect 1000 of every item and complain there is no storage.

    The whining of why am I collecting all these items and arent being told what the trade in value is

    The inability to decide if they should be sold or held onto and the anger of them becoming devalued because you waited. (THOUGH you did touch on them spawning to much AKA as my items isnt worth 10 million)
  10. Coppelia

    Coppelia Guest

    Well YOU forgot devs encourage players keeping those 1000 items of each kind because of a future turn-in where 100 items will give you a chocolate bar, 1000 will get you a "I don't know where to put this card" card and for 10,000 items you get a "I know where you can put it!" decoration vibrating staff.
    OMG I only have 9,864 items! Time to go back to the death robe dispensor!
  11. Blesh

    Blesh Sage
    Stratics Veteran

    May 12, 2008
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    oh wow, that was pure awesome.

    "i know where you can put it" vibrating staff! I snarfed my mountain dew when i read that.
  12. Rubican

    Rubican Guest

    :( Burl Ives is Dead!?!?!?! :(