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To my Stalker..

Discussion in 'UO Great Lakes' started by GL-Player, Feb 14, 2009.

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  1. GL-Player

    GL-Player Guest

    Hi Stalker, it's me ...Kulu

    I have been enjoying the books you have written in my name. It has been a plesant suprise to bank and see and new book to read. My friends and I have have had a good laugh, but, I'm sorry to say ...... it's not working out between us..

    no, no no, ..it's not you..its me..

    Dont get me wrong, I enjoy a good obssesed freak like you as much as anyone, but lately my needs have changed, I need a psyco thats gonna stalk me the right way, one that follows me around incognito , one that leaves random gifts at my door and such.

    I know, I know... its gonna be rough at first.

    But, I'm sure as soon as you latch on to someone else and get knee-up into making life size doll of them for home use, you will forget all about me.

    Again, thanks for your devoted obssession with me , the many real-life hours you actually put in write such good books, the many hours you must have stared at screenies of me.

    You have me a better stalkee,

  2. Bazer

    Bazer Slightly Crazed
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    Oct 7, 2003
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    ROFL wow, thanks i needed that laugh lol :)
  3. Hobo Sapien

    Hobo Sapien Seasoned Veteran
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    May 12, 2008
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    Pretty funny, I only hope its not true. If it is....... well holy crap!
  4. GL-Player

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    No, it's true. Some freakshow made a char with my name and has been writing books at banks and moongates. Look around I am sure you will see one.
  5. Magdalene

    Magdalene Stratics Legend
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    May 1, 2000
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    Like children. Tsk tsk...
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