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Translation gone wrong?

Discussion in 'UHall' started by quig, Nov 10, 2010.

  1. quig

    quig Guest

    So I've been trying to keep up to date on EM events all shards, and had to translate one from Yamato EM shard website(http://yamato.uoem.net). This is what I got with google translate...:lol:

    Dear Customer Saki
    The princess and queen of your help, With Our hero is a lot of bullsh*t,
    Deep in the mountains dividing the island into courage, was able to defeat our demons lurking in the color of blood there.

    But oh, what a would be!

    Takeru is there blood sucked demon showed up in his mountain you completely changed.
    Ezu also calls for desperate sh*t, just simply, our look was vacant for just bullsh*t.

    Pink and my beloved daughter, without revealing the figure anywhere, I had it all at once disappeared from a mountain Takeru if you care.

    Thus Oremasenu.

    The whereabouts of those two joker, Narimasenu you track down at all costs.

    Bullsh*t walks every place visited Tokuno, 参Rima****a to miracle-working under the red witch.
    Red Witch

    "They are trapped in the cloud after it."

    I said.

    Under the joker next to 参Rima****a also famous yellow shamans its reputation.
    Yellow sorceress

    "They are trapped deep underground."
    I said.

    Finally, pupil excelling his master joker (Ran Shutsu) 参Rima****a to blue under the high honor of the alchemist's apprentice.
    青い弟子は Blue Disciples

    "They are trapped inside the barrier."

    And say it!

    Those who either then go to the land for Kano are told things that I needed to sh*t.

    It is an amazing, "legendary sewing box," What I say: Arimasenu!

    It was only allowed to use their pure Yamato Nadeshiko, our needle case handed down the sacred ground of their existence since antiquity Tokuno.

    Sewing box decorated with an embroidered kimono that the graceful Japanese woman who is our day have been reported to protect themselves from the evil and unleash all of Mononoke.

    Princess please, please listen to selfish bullsh*t again.

    The joker in our three areas Kano ascertained at last!

    But there are evil spirits of rivers and mountains we Mononoke, "the legendary sewing box" and to protect,
    sh*t is not alone and can enter our great.

    Princess, please, sir, as this letter reaches.

    And please, have mercy on us like the Queen in pink and Takeru.

    —————————————————- ------------------

    Date: November 13 (Sat) 9:00 pm Start location: Makoto Shima (sextant coordinates 59o 46N '54o 21'W) notes a small house near the desert city north of Zen:
    Please come - the day after it was preparing for battle.
    - Bring valuables as possible, thank you.
    - To reduce lag day, more than one place (3 places) is scheduled to fight on.
    Moving the location of their decision is free.
    Thank you everyone for your cooperation player.
    At the start of the event - I Plan to be around sh*t!

    All from: http://translate.google.com/translat...to.uoem.net/
  2. Babble

    Babble Guest

    Finally someone who expresses their feelings
  3. Lmao, and that is why no raresfest should be held on a shard that doesnt completely understand what the other person is saying.
  4. Otis Firefly

    Otis Firefly Slightly Crazed
    Stratics Veteran

    Jun 17, 2006
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    pretty much sums it all up!....we are all trapped in a cloud of Bullsh*t!
    makes me think that Yoda got into his stash and then wrote this