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Trolls, Trolls, Trolls and more TROLLS

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Jirel of Joiry, Sep 10, 2014.

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  1. Jirel of Joiry

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    I was thinking about all the trolls we've encountered in literature, film, games and such. . .

    There's cute trolls like this:

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    There's Bilbo's Trolls Tom, Bert and William:

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    There's the Cave Troll of Moria:
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    There's Trolls that live in snow:
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    There's Mountain trolls:
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    There's Toilet Trolls:
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    There's funny stone trolls:
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    There's the trolls we've all killed in UO:
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    But by far the nastiest, evilest, vilest, most horrific trolls are . . .
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    FORUMS TROLLS!!!!
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  2. Capt. Lucky

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    I'm rather fond of the first pic with the Lord of the Rings trolls.
     
  3. Dodger

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    I ain't that fat.

     
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    if i where i Dev id be all over this recent rash of trolls and make a quick weekend invasion of Cove with hordes of Trolls!

    but then im not a Dev....
    *looks longingly towards the horizon where the fabled kingdom of Broadsword resides*
     
  6. Jirel of Joiry

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    Bro, I didn't make the image I just found it. I swear I spell waaaaaay better than that!
     
  7. Jirel of Joiry

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    Why Poo, are you calling me a troll? I was making a joke., there for the correct term is Court Jester. :mf_prop: :juggle:
     
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    I mislike the 1st pick. It is as if trying to gather and underline everything Jackson did wrong in Hobbit; Plastic default CGI with no grittiness or life. Golumn looked alive, real and beautifully ugly. These guys look like toys-r-us product line. Of course, Hobbit flicks are loaded with things even more broken. These aren't the worst.
     
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    Who wants to put down some odds on whether or not this thread ends up locked?? I got gold to spend!
     
  10. Jirel of Joiry

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    Locked for what.....trying to make our community laugh? Geez what a bunch of Grouches and Grinches. :gee:
     
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    Why hasn't anyone posted these little dudes yet???
    :troll::troll::troll:
     
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  12. Jirel of Joiry

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    Why do those look like werewolves to me....yes I have my glasses on. LOL
     
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    These guys look like bigfoot to me
     
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    They look like furry walrus's who grew legs and arms to me, *points to the tusklike things on their face*.
     
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    They look like hairy vampiric beasts to me. :p
     
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  16. Aran

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    Oh, one thing or another, it always seems to happen...
     
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    They look like mr. hanky, the christmas-poo...
     
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    I found one:

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    I don't know what this thing is but it might be a troll.
     
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    There are no such persons like forum trolls. There are only people, who are completely misunderstood.
     
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    Must not forget this famous troll of all TROLL.jpg
     
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    Trolls only really bother you when what they are saying hits close to home
    Just sayin...
     
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    This thread, I'm afraid, was ever destined to be a

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