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UO in game translations

Discussion in 'UHall' started by Prince Caspian, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. "Legendary Archer" = "Myopic and Struck With Late Stage Parkinsons Archer"

    "You are number 213123123 in the queue" = "Its not your turn to get the cookie cutter "go to our website" reply. The hamster running in the wheel can only go so fast, you know."

    "ROFL! I rOxXor3d J0o N3W|3 LOLMAO" = "Having bested you in combat I feel compelled to tell you that I find your tactics wanting and your overall combat performance in need of escalating reinforcement."

    "We could not authenticate your login, please make sure that your password was properly entered, or if you are having further difficulty please contact our support site." = "Turn off caps lock, dumbass."

    "Bandage Not Found." = "Oh lovely. You're about to die. Ha!"

    "You suddenly feel a bit nauseous" = "You suddenly feel a bit nauseous that a ******** rhesus monkey with 5 mana can overcome your 120 'Legendary' Magic Resist with a friggin FIRST LEVEL SPELL."
    "You suddenly feel a bit nauseous" = "Your UOA bandie counter was at 5."

    "You are not allowed to access this" = "...which is odd since this is your house and you just locked the thing down...."

    "Prince Caspian is attacking you!" = "Here comes an easy PvP win..."

    "For your valor defeating the beast, a special item has been bestowed upon you." = "Hope you like a .3 Taste Identification Scroll of Transcendence!"

    "You fail to hide." = "A red just appeared on the screen."

    "My character is physically stuck" = "I don't feel like hoofing it back to the healer. Take me to Brit."

    "You have redeemed the creature!" = "Now, quick, kill it before it disappears!"
  2. Blackweb

    Blackweb Adventurer
    Stratics Veteran Stratics Legend

    Nov 4, 2004
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    You know, every time I have gotten that login message HAS been because I bumped the capslock key, and I automatically check that first thing when I get it now!
  3. Ifful

    Ifful Guest

  4. canary

    canary Guest

    OMG how true...
  5. Millie

    Millie Guest

    :p} My miner can attest to this one.
  6. You forgot:

    "You lack the necessary ingredients to make this" = You're trying to copy a scroll with no spellbook in your backpack to copy from you idiot.
  7. kinney42

    kinney42 Seasoned Veteran
    Stratics Veteran

    May 13, 2008
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    I actually have one of those. I got 2 scrolls so far. 1 for taste id and the other for detecting hidden. oh joy.
  8. Azmira Zalof

    Azmira Zalof Guest

    Poison is third level, newbie! :)
  9. Hey, don't make me Korp Rop your ass!

    Or is that Por Corp?

    Or I could just go Bud Cort on your ass, and THAT won't be pretty.