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Discussion in 'UO Chesapeake' started by whiterabbit, Jul 5, 2014.

  1. whiterabbit

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    Wees, da Goblins ub Pitmuck, declair dat wees bees an indiginious en minoritiee population ub Britannia, en wees bees entitleds ta da offishul stutis ub “Domestick Dependent Nashun” wits da rites ub “Tribel Soverntee” – i.e. wit authoritee ta govern weeuns owns selves en establish weeuns own corts.
    Weeuns heerbyes petishun da rumoreds king ub Britannia aka Lord Blackthorn guy toos declair da land ub Pitmuck to bees “Tribel Terratorrie” fereber, ta bees heldz inz perpatuaties bye da goblins fereber en eber even iffin Pitmuck sinz inta da oshun sumday.
    Wees respectfullies submits dis petitshun to Lord Blackthorny guy
     
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    A conversation overheard recently on Pitmuck Island:

    Icky: "Wees gonna tries ta git independent-like agin, Miz Lucy!"

    Lucy (shaking her head): "Oh, dear. I think the goblins would be wiser to leave well enough alone."
     
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    Go pee into the wind.
     
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    ... sorry did not understand
     
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    OK..... *sputter* *spit*..... Now what?...... *one eye closed*
     
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    Repeat
     
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    I would advise against always doing what the goblins say. You might end up with... questionnable results.

    :cackles
     
  8. old gypsy

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    Icky suggests that Aran consider repositioning himself, since it appears the wind may be blowing in his direction.
     
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    WEES NOS NEEEDS HIMZ OK , WE JUST DELCLARES IT
    WEE BEES FREE