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You know you have hunted to many Elves when...

Discussion in 'UO Legends' started by Mentiras, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. Mentiras

    Mentiras Lore Keeper
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    1- You cant remember if you checked the Reaper area today or yesterday.
    2- You run into a treasure chest spawn because you see the (guardian) tag and promptly die to an ancient wyrm.
    3- You have perfected a naughty elf mating call...
    4- You have briefly considered making a character named "a naughty elf" just so you can honestly say you have killed one today.
    5- You have found more idoc homes than elves.
     
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    LOL!!!!!!!!!! too much info ;)
     
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    Ha ha I love it
     
  4. Mentiras

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    6- When you are at work and thinking, "I bet they are all spawning now."
    7- When you pay siblings to elf hunt for you.
    8- When you hear in vent, "Sorry I can't help raid right now I'm hunting naughty elves."
     
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    Do these things even exist? D:

    I hunted them for hours and days and I have never seen one. T_T
     
  6. Mentiras

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    A lot of us are convinced they havent been spawning since the first three days. Aside from the mini event that the EMs had.
     
  7. Mentiras

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    Two more for an even ten.

    9- When the naughty elves have issued a restraining order against you for calling yourself an elf stalker...
    10- When a naughty elf replies to your perfected mating call (uh oh!).